Tara and I are getting married tomorrow.

**ethernal3** · Nov 27th, 2002, 14:27:29

Me and tarasque are finally getting married!

Most regrettably, because most of you people just don't seem to like him (I can most certainly assure you, it's a him!), you kill him on site.

So, we'll have to hurry with the wedding in GS2! Everyone is invited!

~Chris

**Ghandalf** · Nov 27th, 2002, 14:38:44

Originally posted by Megabio
Me and tarasque are finally getting married!

Most regrettably, because most of you people just don't seem to like him (I can most certainly assure you, it's a him!), you kill him on site. So, we'll have to hurry with the wedding in GS2! Everyone is invited!

~Chris

**** i thought i was gonna be yur bride

**___________Halestorm** · Nov 27th, 2002, 23:22:12

Can I come although Im not 140?

**ethernal3** · Nov 27th, 2002, 23:48:32

Originally posted by Ghandalf

**** i thought i was gonna be yur bride

I WOULD have chosen you over Tarasque.. but I caught you and Qwerty1 having sex last night in The Happy Rebel.. so I figured all was lost and finally sucked up and proposed to my other love, Tara.

~Chris

**_____________Brandon** · Nov 28th, 2002, 04:03:32

I like having sex with animals too....

**Warlock** · Nov 28th, 2002, 15:08:15

That was like........MEGA!

**ethernal3** · Nov 28th, 2002, 16:19:08

You don't suppose beacon warping Tarasque out of Camelot is an exploit do you?

I mean.. it'll be hard for me to carry him outta Camelot Dungeon without it... :/
~Chris

**Maimgara** · Nov 29th, 2002, 00:50:07

Yay!
I wish Megabio and Tarasque luck with their future marriage!

And, no, warping Tara out of Camelot is not an exploit, but he'll have to walk home by himself (he?)

**ethernal3** · Nov 29th, 2002, 06:48:40

HE IS A HE I CAN TELL YOU THAT

ow.. it hurts to walk. :/
~Chris

**Maimgara** · Nov 30th, 2002, 00:03:28

Mega, I was going to ask you how your wedding night went, but... ehm.. Never Mind.

So, Mega. Where shall we crash in and kill your husband? I mean, you're not going to stay in Camelot ? (Even though it's a nice castle)

**ethernal3** · Nov 30th, 2002, 01:00:10

Well, we are currently renting out the dome in Avalon - you know, the ones with the juggarnaught and omni-guards. I feel a bit edgy, being clan and all, but, it's the only other building my dear Tarasque feels comfortable in. Besides, he does a very good job of keeping the dome clear, and lets his anger off on them, rather than me, so it's all good and well in the end.
~Chris

**mrpres1dent** · Nov 30th, 2002, 21:25:38

Grats on marrying such a rich er.. dragon. So, um.. can you reach down his throat and get the uber loots without dying?

I mean since you're married and all now.. he's gotta pull his weight, earn his share, provide for you, ya know? So he's gotta come up off the loot.

Otherwise we'll kill him

**Zorlack** · Nov 30th, 2002, 21:50:15

"Is Tara up yet?" takes on a whole new meaning in this context.

- Z

**mrpres1dent** · Nov 30th, 2002, 21:52:12

Originally posted by Zorlack
"Is Tara up yet?" takes on a whole new meaning in this context.

- Z

Ewwww...

**ethernal3** · Nov 30th, 2002, 22:03:39

Yea, it's great having Tara around the house. Not only is he nice but he coughs up such beautiful things as Globes of Sufference and Clarity. He also sheds his scales on occasion - free dragon armor!

He's really nice once you get to know him, but you all are just so mean to him, he's afraid to come out, for fear that you all will kill him.

*kisses Tarasque gently on the side*
~Chris

**Maimgara** · Dec 1st, 2002, 20:06:30

I was just wondering, who does the cooking?
I'd suspect Tara to burn all the food (you know, firey breath and all ), but I can't imagnie you cook. You guy's hired a house(dome?)- keeper ?

I went by yesterdays to admire your nice new house, but noone was home

**ethernal3** · Dec 1st, 2002, 20:38:44

Well, no one actually cooks. You know how Omni-Pol keeps some guards there? Well, Tarasque likes to fry them up, and then we eat them. People say it's rather cannabilistic, but, oh well. Omni-Pol meat tastes remarkably good.

Yea, me and Tara were out yesterday. We were flying over Tir looking for unwitting targets to frighten.
~Chris

**Randome** · Dec 7th, 2002, 02:00:37

Like at the end of the Neverending Story? Did you make Philip Ross hide in a dumpster while you flew overhead with Tara yelling angrily and you yelling with glee?

Well you should have.

**ethernal3** · Dec 7th, 2002, 08:32:09

Errm... no. It was more like the Never Ending Story 2... You know.. yea...
~Chris

**Toxinator** · Dec 9th, 2002, 05:17:51

gratz on the wedding hope you live happily ever after... or at least till poor Tarasque is killed again.

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