The Lost Prophecies of Nostradamus

[______________Vanity]

1) And the engineer shall walk lonely, ever crying lfg.
2) Teams shall be plentiful and bounteous with talent, but Doctors shalt be few indeed.
3) The reflect shalt break the calm, and much death will follow.
4) The noob shalt become uber, by selling his soul to Ebay.
5) The leet shalt become revered above all other creatures, for some strange reason.
6) The lost shalt find their way through Dovve alone.
7) Those that boast the Armour of Grid shalt forever fear the NT.
8) The Clans shalt forever live in their own filth, for they have no sewers.
9) Those that utter the 1337 speak, shalt be forever mocked by those above the age of 12.
10) The simple fix shalt cause catastrophe everywhere.

[Mrevil]

LOL...

I had a great time reading this...

[Warfang]

LOL, last one is the best :)

[Funkalot]

Briliant .... that's the only word to cover it. Briliant

[______________Vanity]

11) When the chest is opened, all Doctors shall fear the coming of the rat.
12) The taking of lefts in a team mission shalt cause upset and confusion.
13) The pet shall suffer in rooms with furniture, particularly corner rooms with big desks.
14) The greatest of player ideas shall be ignored by the creators, for fear of being sued.
15) The looting of the Boss shall fall to those with no space in their inventory.
16) All powerlevellers shall be doomed to an eternity in Broken Shores.
17) All shalt grow in both intelligence and experience - but none shall create a weapon better than a steel beam wielded by a fat Atrox.
18) All shalt worry slightly for the impatient player that says, ''C'mon, lets kill!"
19) The noob in Entertainment shalt forever beg directions to Trade, and he shall be ignored.
20) The first to suffer link-death shalt always be the Doctor. Always. Followed by the Tank.
21) The forums shalt be read, and discussed around the water-cooler. And to be spoken of no more.
22) The creators shall fear the coming of the Lucas; a great war will be fought and lost. And the dark reign of the twelve year olds shalt begin.

[___________Halestorm]

Great post, and great additions

[__________Little Rot]

hehe funny!

[RoboKa]

Isn't this actually the sermon on the mount

and the noob engie shall inherent Rubi-Ka

[kymaene]

LOL

Kymmie