Ao Vs Movies

[____________Anikitos]

Conan(Enforcer) vs George Clooney(IR Doc)

Movies
Conan walks into the hospital with his battle sword rdy.
He sees George. He proceeds to cut George in half in 1.5 seconds.

AO
Conan sees George in arena. His sword is rdy. He attacks Georg and gets him to 20% Hp.....then George does CH. They keep at it for 10min and finally George kills Conan...he is at full health.




Conan vs Johny Mnemonic(Fixer)

Movies
Conan sees Johny. Conan takes out his sword and slices him into half in 1.5 sec.

AO
Conan sees Johny. He pulls out his sword. Johny completely ignores Conan and proceeds with his /disco practice.
...10 minutes later...
Conan frustrated now, commits suicide.




Commando vs Silent Bob(Storekeeper aka Trader)

Movies
Commando sees Bob and pulls out his M-60 machinegun. Bob...dies painfully.

AO
Commando walks into Bobs store. Bob pulls out his good oldfaithfull Shotgun and rapes Commando hard.



Bruce Lee vs Georg

Movies
Bruce sees Georg and attacks him....0.5 sec later(Bruce is one fast mofo) Georg is paralyzed due to some ancient Kungfu trick that Bruce learned as a child.

AO
Bruce sees Georg and starts to cry. Georg lets Bruce hit him for 20 minutes while practising /disco. Then georg gets hit by dimach and pulls out his shotgun. Bruce gets 2 dots in and one nice AS.
Bruce dead.

[tinytoon]

Lol good one

[________________Wigz]

lol

[Omigawd]

Classic!

[________________Caol]

You shouldn't believe what you see in the movies... didn't you learn this as a kid?

[____________Bigmongo]

Hmm who the heck is Georg?

[Razzitazz]

Don't forget Conan vs. Gandalf.

Gandalf would rip him apart. As well as bruce lee, the storekeeper, the engy. Not at first you see, cause a mage isn't poweful until he is wise in age.

Not in AO.

[____________Bigmongo]

Still wondering who this Georg fella is, That fights against Bruce Lee

[Julka_Pomy]

Originally posted by Piercingevil
Don't forget Conan vs. Gandalf.

Gandalf would rip him apart. As well as bruce lee, the storekeeper, the engy. Not at first you see, cause a mage isn't poweful until he is wise in age.

Not in AO.

es Gundalf can kill anyone becasue he knows what he is doing....

Seems to me alot NTs dont even know how to play this game.

Ah yes my not so uber twinked NT kills lvl 130 fixer my lvl 150 NT on test kills lvl 150 enforsers with blood bats and even some lvl 200 traders.

Soldiers are even more easy do i need to teach you how to kill rambo?

[____________Bigmongo]

Originally posted by Julia

Ah yes my not so uber twinked NT kills lvl 130 fixer my lvl 150 NT on test kills lvl 150 enforsers with blood bats and even some lvl 200 traders.

Bah They must be realy gimped those Enfos losing against an NT at the same lvl,

[Letah]

'neem dat met een korreltje zout..'

sorry i cannot translate it, wouldnt know the proper translation


If Conan with a sword attacks George the doc with a shotgun IRL im placing ALL my bets at the doc..

[____________Anikitos]

Come on guys, dont turn my funny thread into a cry thread...

George is the god damn doc from the tv series...IR.

Wrong Letah, my money is on CONAN any time and on sundays too! :P

Ok what about Commando(Rambo aka Soldier) vs George...i mean WTF. Rambo can kill an entire army but not George from IR?

More input guys...



P.S
Caol, i thought movies told the truth..eh..hehe

[Letah]

Uhm well uhm George from IR will poison the watercan of rambo before he enters combat! erm yes!

[______________Insida]

Umm Jonny Mnemonic isnt a Fixer IMO
I see fixer as Ninjas. We're fast, hard to touch, good damage and we disapear when were in trouble. Roots are like Dart with a paralizing poison. Our SMG are like shurikens. The only thing we got from hacker is some of our nano programs nano and item like NCUHackerInterface and we got good B&E. I never saw the fixer proffession as theifs but more like ninjas.
Ninjas in movies own Conan by the way.

[Kinkstaah]

Well, um.. I dont know about that..

Your RL examples could be.

CONAN VS GEORGE CLOONEY!

CONAN STANDS WITH SWORD LOOKING ALL TOUGH.
Then gets shot through the head with a pistol and dies.

Repeat for all other ranged professions.

[Sparkyd]

Originally posted by Insida
Umm Jonny Mnemonic isnt a Fixer IMO
I see fixer as Ninjas. We're fast, hard to touch, good damage and we disapear when were in trouble. Roots are like Dart with a paralizing poison. Our SMG are like shurikens. The only thing we got from hacker is some of our nano programs nano and item like NCUHackerInterface and we got good B&E. I never saw the fixer proffession as theifs but more like ninjas.
Ninjas in movies own Conan by the way.

Hehe I see Fixer more like a hacker. You can hack into the grid and place a beacon. You can then use this beacon to "phase" you into the world and you can then use the beacon to insta-warp you back into the grid when you're in trouble..etc. The profession is based around hacking things and dealing with computers/electronics.

I don't see you as a ninja, ninja's sneak around, make one hit kills. A ninja would be like a knife-weilding Agent.....wouldn't be able to detect him until it was too late.

[______________Insida]

Yea but Agent cant disapear into a cloud of smoke(nanobot for AO) and they dont have our kickass evades and speed like Ninjas. Agents are snipers that kill ppl in one hit like in the movies (100 for AO). Yea ninja are assassin but they can fight pretty well in long battles, agent cannot(lol jk ) did I forget to mention that I got light blue concealment, rifle skills, 40 concealment and 70 sneak attack buffs?! hehe

[____________Bigmongo]

Originally posted by Anikitos

George is the god damn doc from the tv series...IR.

Hmm ok i tought you meant 2 diffrent George

As you spelled the First "George" and the second "Georg"

Was realy confusing I sat up for a long time trying to figure out who Georg was,

And btw Im an Atrox, so dont be angry on me cuz i cant raise my int over 400

[Hibernation]

Originally posted by Insida
Umm Jonny Mnemonic isnt a Fixer IMO
I see fixer as Ninjas... I never saw the fixer proffession as theifs but more like ninjas.

Hilarious!

[____________Anikitos]

Not angry bro....:P