i like hats, i like all kinds of hats but mostly i like baseball hats the best. in fact, i'm wearing one right now.
the only thing i don't like about hats is that they tend to nerf my hair. the hat i'm wearing right now is very dirty and smells a little. maybe i should wash it right away but i think i'll wait.
when i wear a hat i feel like babe ruth. unless i'm wearing a cowboy hat, then i feel like the lone ranger. (except i don't wear a mask)
hats are like bird poop. you tend to forget you have it on your head until you run your fingers through you hair.
so far i only have 3 hats i wear alot. i have my favorite Remington hat (fishing gear). i have 2 other hats but now that i think of it, i don't wear them.
hat's are great fun at a party. when you take it off and everyone sees your hair sticking up like you stuck your finger in an electrical sockey, they all start to laugh. hmm, i don't like being laughed at, think i'm gonna go kick all their asses. i take that fun hat thing back, that isn't fun to get laughed at.
when you have a hat on, it can block the sun from your eyes. doesn't work if you look up though, in fact i can't eearrl see 2d gud now, i dlat i'm vblinkd.
if you don't believe me, grab a hat and put it on. it will set you free. (unless its' a ski mask type of hat and you're standing in a bank. don't do that)
