Relax! It's Safe!
The evidence is in: Recent studies performed by top CCI research facilities indicate Notum-Enriched-Caffeine is full of health benefits.
There has been a lot of concern lately over the recent release of Notum-Enriched-Coffee products that are flooding the Rubika marketplace. In one well-publicized Athens Journal of Medicine study, researchers found a link between the notum-coffee and massive internal hemorrhaging. But when at least seven other studies failed to back up that finding, and an enormous fire at the Athens lab destroyed all findings in the study, those results had to be retracted.
The newest CCI notum-caffeine studies assure that moderate daily notum-caffeine intake – 300 to 400 milligrams, about 3 to 4 cups of notum-coffee– is not harmful. In fact, it may be good for you!:
Coffee and Notum.
The Omni-Drug-and Food Administration Study investigated notum-caffeine intake and internal hemorrhaging incidence among 34,388 Tir soldiers aged 25 to 50. No association was found between the enriched coffee and hemorrhaging. All soldiers are reported to have died of completely unrelated causes
Although some studies have shown that excessive notum-coffee drinking could cause bladder failure and blindess, others have found that it is more likely the excessive dust and debris of clan territories that causes this type of disorder.
These recent studies are great news to those of us that enjoy the delicious, envigorating sensation of Conquistador Notum-Enriched Coffees. We will continue to bring you helpful and informative information regarding our products.
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