Tormac inspired T-shirts:)

**___________Phat Phin** · Oct 30th, 2002, 10:51:44

Ok imagine that in the backyard starting terminals they sold t-shirts.One for each proffession.Each one has that proffs favorite saying or quote on the front.
What would your proffs be?

Ive put the thread here for 2 reasons. One, to allow tormac to post what we all know we want

and two, so we can take the *#%! out of the smurfs for a few days. hehe

Ill post a link in the world forum once we have enough fixer t-shirts to get the ball rolling.

err some ideas....
MA-"were not uber"
eng-"nerf me"
fixer-"funcom,wheres my beard"
ENF-?
/me stands and taps on the side of a smurf wit me beam.Ladies and gents.I believe Tormac has something to say...........

**Nealandbob** · Oct 30th, 2002, 11:19:41

*would say it, but waits for Tormac to say it first*

**Nealandbob** · Oct 30th, 2002, 12:15:42

/me strews bright shiny things on the ground to lure Tormac in

Xpie · Oct 30th, 2002, 13:46:21

Mp: "Where'd my pet go?"

**______________Tormac** · Oct 30th, 2002, 13:49:02

OOGA BOOGA !!

**locomdenom** · Oct 30th, 2002, 14:01:43

We don't want beards, we want little white SMURF HATS!

Red drawers'd be cool too.

**Nealandbob** · Oct 30th, 2002, 14:15:13

OOGA BOOGA!

P.S. Thanks to Lilnymph for the link

**______________Obitus** · Oct 30th, 2002, 14:22:44

I still want Christmas Weapons..

Superior Chrismas tree: "smackin' stuff till it cries"tm, just couldn't get any better than with a nicely decorated tree.

Premium Candy Cane of Doom: See above decription... just substute the words "Candy Cane" for the word "tree".

**______________Yazule** · Oct 30th, 2002, 14:24:21

no no.. I want a rudolph of doom!! swingin that glowin nose at ya!

**______________Tormac** · Oct 30th, 2002, 14:29:43

"Premium Candy Cane of Doom"

rofl, I like it!

**MrFurious** · Oct 30th, 2002, 15:38:11

hrm, I suppose those candycanes would be a replacement for Alloy/pipe combo?

we need something for all o' those 1 and 2hedgers out there too.. any suggestions out there? =P

**Nealandbob** · Oct 30th, 2002, 16:26:21

hehe Christmas-themed weapons? hmmmm, let me think......

1hE:

Carving Knife

Description: Powered by a highly complex Notum/Uranium alloy, this wonderful weapon oscillates at an incredible 563,276 RPM. Combined with SSC's pantented Everlasting line of blades, it slices immediately through armor, flesh, bones, tables, floors..........you get the picture. Be careful where you point this thing. Running with one is NOT recommended. As a side note, pressing the recessed button on the side will play a recording of a Salvation Army bell-ringer through the built-in speaker. This alone is usually enough to send your enemies running.

2hE:

Ancient Sleigh Runner

Description: When Santa Claus declared Bankrupcy in 27546, some enterprising soul bought his sleigh as memorabilia. This is a runner from that sleigh, the edges having attained a sharpness never before seen in the universe from the snow and ice buildup on countless millions of roofs. The best scientists and metallurgists have studied this piece and tried to replicate it, and all have failed miserably.

Melee Energy(for Nieth hehe):

Nutcracker

Description: Censored

hmmm.......that's all I could come up with atm hehe

**______________Tormac** · Oct 30th, 2002, 16:50:24

sheesh, they nerfed this thread too....

I promise, every thread that i say ooga booga in gets beacon warped

**______________Yazule** · Oct 30th, 2002, 16:55:42

pwned

**____________Nothanks** · Oct 31st, 2002, 08:17:41

Trader: "I was nerfed by funcom and all I got was this stupid Tshirt"

Fixer: "r u nubi?"

Engineer: "Gimp" (only available in yellow)

**Nomius** · Oct 31st, 2002, 08:25:57

Enf - "Mongo isnt a heal"

**Gene13** · Oct 31st, 2002, 08:28:21

Could I get a non profesion specific T-shirt with the print "No. Now **** off!"

/G13

**skybert** · Oct 31st, 2002, 08:30:55

Crat: "Have you seen my pet? He's about this high." (picture of a dude showing how tall his pet was.
Enfo: "C'mon! Stop hitting the squishy ones! HIT MEEEEE!" (maybe a bulls-eye on the chest, or something)

...as for the christmas weapons.....

(this is more of a utility, though)
Santa's hat
Description: Continously mezzed nearby kids with a delution of getting presents. Wearing this will make all kids sit down and shut up and look at the wearer with expectation. If the wearer leaves LoS or removes the hat, however, those kids will be disappointed and attack the wearer.

Kids will remember where 'santa' went, and will have no problem following.

NOTE: this also work on some adults if they're childish enough. So beware.

Santa's Bag
Description: A big bag filled with presents. Filled with hard-hitting presents, that is. If you've been a naughty kid, santa will not open it and give you something. Instead, he will swing it at you with furious anger. Bad kids get hurt. Good kids too. Sometimes it's difficult to see the difference.

um.... think that's about it for now

**___________Chlamydia** · Oct 31st, 2002, 16:21:14

Soldier:
I leveled for 150 levels without any decent buffs and all I got was this lousey T-Shirt

**kymaene** · Oct 31st, 2002, 17:53:28

Here's a shirt for us NT's:

"I'm a race car in the red!"

with a matching red Gimp Ball worn in the mouth ...

lol

Kymmie

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