the most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity

[hashy]

so i guess it's better to start a new thread for this kinda thing...

Originally posted by Skeena
On a seemingly unrelated note, I exchanged the following series of tells with a misinformed stranger in Omni-Trade last week.

Stranger: Hey can I have an essence please?
Skeena: I'm not an enforcer.
Stranger: I know. Can I have an essence?
Skeena: I don't have essence.
Stranger: :/

here is my latest encounter with a lvl130 n00b

guy: +80 trt plz
me: i am not a doctor
guy: ok wrangle?
me: traders can't add to treatment
guy: plz wrangler me?
me: i am a fixer not a trader
guy: oh...
[5 minutes later]
guy: ncu plz

[_________Papa Biznot]

It's those ebay-bought Chars.

[_______________Vyker]

Had a fun one the other night...

Was making ql50 implants for a re-roll friend of mine in the store, level 154 doc needed a couple 50's made so I said sure np I can do those too.

Shortly after a 134 MP asks me, can you make ql150 implants? (i'm a level 141 fixer here)

me: erm.. no i'm a fixer np isn't really my strong suit I raised it enough to strip implants
Him: wtf? you made other folks implants i just saw you.
me: ql50's
him: so make me 150's i'll tip.
me: what part of fixer.. low np not able was confusing?
him: so your just a gimp then

*cry* i'm gimpy i can't make 150 implants!

[Streaz18]

You should have jumped on his case and pointed out the MPs have a NP buff and that, IF ANYONE, had enough NP to do a ql 150 imp, it should be HIM! Also, your message should have contained alot of cursing and making fun to get your point accross and make him feel like a jerk.

[________________Fiix]

Man whats going on these days did everyone else except fixer go stupid?

[Achmed20]

hehe i know that problem
but i never met such ebay chars. most time i c thos funny beggers.

nubi: hi sir, can u lent me 50000?
me: sure
nubi: great
*do nothing*
nubi: so, can i have the money?
me: im sure u can
*waiting aggain*
nubi: i thought u wanted to igve me the 50k?
me: i never say i do
nubi: u did
me: no, u asked me if im able to give u taht money :P
nubi: so u wont?
me: erm ... no?
*and he pissed off*

i love that

[_______________Vyker]

hehehehe I thought about it Streez but I was kinda in shock that he was asking me to build him implants then being called a gimp cause I couldn't.

Laughed about it after though

[Slyyk]

Team clears mission, boss loot divided, everyone getting ready to leave

Level 120ish Doc: Everyone ready for 2 minute grid ride?
Me: Umm, I can do that in about 6 seconds if you like?
Level 120ish Doc: You can do that?
/me bangs his head against the wall

[_______________Vyker]

hehehe I remember my first time doing that...had three of the folks in the team going WTF happened? How did we get here so fast doc?

[eahenryii]

the best is when a high level fixer casts team grid phreak though. i was in a mission with one, and afterward he's like "now i'll do my job and get us out." after watching him wave his hands around for about 15 seconds, i get the picture and cast instantaneous e....

[___________Evilspork]

As an atrox fixer who wore Flowers/Heavy Tank, I was always getting /tells asking if I could spare an essense or brutal thug or OS or RC or any other soldier/enforcer nano. When I need buffs I ctrl-tab-T people to see what their damn profession is, and also to see if their level is high enough for them to cast it. Is that so hard?

Also, when people beg for money, I either give them 5 creds or, if I'm feeling generous, enough to roll a mission for their level then inform them that they're welcome to run a Spork-sponsored mission for cash. They never seem to appreciate my offerings, I wonder why...

[_______________Vyker]

Bwahahaha Damn I have to remember that one Spork =)

Here's 80 creds go do a mission and thank Evilspork for whatever you find. hehehe

[___________Evilspork]

Oh yeah, when people would actually get my profession right and ask for a runbuff, if they were being a jackass about it I would always cast the lowest level runbuff on them. People who asked nicely always got the good stuff.

[Demenzia]

Yeah... Quickness *is* a runbuff too after all

[Isadara]

Originally posted by Demenzia
Yeah... Quickness *is* a runbuff too after all

LOL

I've actually done that to someone before to someone that was quite annoying asking about the buffs.

[Achmed20]

Originally posted by Vyker
hehehe I remember my first time doing that...had three of the folks in the team going WTF happened? How did we get here so fast doc?

i realy should think about moving my Instanious encoding into a different quickbar then my reckless digit.
it happens pretty often during teh last time that i hit teh wrong button and grid my whoel team out. only problem is that i was the only one who wanted to leave :/

[Inocybe]

Overheard in Ent:

level 58 Fixer: can I have a msg buff?
level 144 Fixer: msg buff?
level 58 Fixer: smg buff plz
level 144 Fixer: hmm
level 58 Fixer: suppresor, I meant. Give me your best suppresor buff.
level 144 Fixer: it's self-only
level 58 Fixer: it is? never noticed it myself.

[_____________Kasimir]

Originally posted by Evilspork
Oh yeah, when people would actually get my profession right and ask for a runbuff, if they were being a jackass about it I would always cast the lowest level runbuff on them. People who asked nicely always got the good stuff.

holy crap Spork! long time no see!

oh and my experience?

Ebay fixer: giv me Ur best NUC buff
Kas: No hablo Espanol
Ebay fixer: me want NCU
Kas *cons ebayer at level 10* OK, I can give you +20
E-bay: bullsh*t you can cast +85, the guy I bot my account from sed Fixers r uber
Kas: Did he tell you NCU is level restricted?
E-Bay: No, he sed I shud by GA with all my phat lewt and own in pvp cause Fixers are badass. Can I by GA from you?
Kas: casts reck dig..2k+ dmg is preferable to hearing this

[secondkenlon]

I pray you're not serious.

[Jellobiafra]

In the middle of a multi item trade:

agent: Run buff
Me: Just a sec, in the middle of a trade
agent: Run buff now plz
Me: ...
agent: Im in a hurry

Trade is finished. Other party leaves.

agent: Now will you give me my run buff
Me: Now I give you nothing for being a prick
agent: Jello, i heard you were a noob
Me: ...

I have a reputation. I guess that means I've finally made it?