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    Endgame Doctor Healing Camp

    Remember when doctors used to know how to play their profession?

    I run AO on a 2003 Flip Phone. Seriously, my microwave has more processing power than my computer. Yet I can heal way better than you. You know what I would love? Great! I'll tell you: To join a team that can make it past all 3 bosses in Pyramid of Home without me as the healer. SERIOUSLY. WTF. RAGGGGGEE333EEE3!11!1!!!!!

    I propose an Endgame Doctor Healing Camp. We'll put it right next to the duel room and call it "The Hospital". When 2 individuals are done dueling, they come into the hospital so the "endgame" PvM doctors can bandage them up, give them muscle relaxers, provide nutrients through bendy straws, and look hot in their cute ass nurse outfits - ALL $HIT THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE LEARNED THROUGH 8 YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL!!!!

    ... and before all of the fail doctors start posting their "Maybe you should be a better fixer... ", "I know how to play my profession brah, it's the tank...", "Excuse 1", "Excuse 2", "Excuse 28708" and the regular trolls, with their fat-filled lung breaths and their creepy, sweaty, sausage fingers, start trying to talk big behind a keyboard and layer of anonymity, saying "You mad brah?" and "Calm down bud, it's just a game"; THAT'S WHY YOU FAIL SO HARD AT IT. THIS IS LIFE! I have x amount of hours to play per night and with each game death due to you not knowing how to play your class, I am that much closer to death for having played the game without receiving what I need from it!

    Gosh I love this game and all the people in it. ,,l,, ^^ ,,l,,
    Last edited by Bluecheeze2; Oct 29th, 2015 at 16:45:38. Reason: Forgot to add smiley face at the end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluecheeze2 View Post
    Remember when doctors used to know how to play their profession?

    I run AO on a 2003 Flip Phone. Seriously, my microwave has more processing power than my computer. Yet I can heal way better than you. You know what I would love? Great! I'll tell you: To join a team that can make it past all 3 bosses in Pyramid of Home without me as the healer. SERIOUSLY. WTF. RAGGGGGEE333EEE3!11!1!!!!!

    I propose an Endgame Doctor Healing Camp. We'll put it right next to the duel room and call it "The Hospital". When 2 individuals are done dueling, they come into the hospital so the "endgame" PvM doctors can bandage them up, give them muscle relaxers, provide nutrients through bendy straws, and look hot in their cute ass nurse outfits - ALL $HIT THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE LEARNED THROUGH 8 YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL!!!!

    ... and before all of the fail doctors start posting their "Maybe you should be a better fixer... ", "I know how to play my profession brah, it's the tank...", "Excuse 1", "Excuse 2", "Excuse 28708" and the regular trolls, with their fat-filled lung breaths and their creepy, sweaty, sausage fingers, start trying to talk big behind a keyboard and layer of anonymity, saying "You mad brah?" and "Calm down bud, it's just a game"; THAT'S WHY YOU FAIL SO HARD AT IT. THIS IS LIFE! I have x amount of hours to play per night and with each game death due to you not knowing how to play your class, I am that much closer to death for having played the game without receiving what I need from it!

    Gosh I love this game and all the people in it. ,,l,, ^^ ,,l,,

    We need more Hecks in Ely, we do. And all the useful gear from level 1 up should only drop from the new pyramid instance.


    Ahah almost forgot. And raise prices for ql 10 imps in shops to at least 100M ffs.

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    Everyone knows it's always the doc's fault anyway.
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    Quit getting hit! We all know it's your own fault when a Fixer gets hit, shame on you sir! Shame on your family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnw_9PIkyGE

    ;_)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aiken View Post
    Quit getting hit! We all know it's your own fault when a Fixer gets hit, shame on you sir! Shame on your family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnw_9PIkyGE

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    Haha! This cracked me up pretty good ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluecheeze2 View Post
    Remember when doctors used to know how to play their profession?
    I know... We are a rare breed now days

    Quote Originally Posted by Bluecheeze2 View Post
    Gosh I love this game and all the people in it. ,,l,, ^^ ,,l,,
    Love this expression!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluecheeze2 View Post
    Remember when doctors used to know how to play their profession?
    Nope. Ironically enough of all the healer classes I've played in many other rpgs AO's doctor is the most straightforward and easy to play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkerThanBlack View Post
    Nope. Ironically enough of all the healer classes I've played in many other rpgs AO's doctor is the most straightforward and easy to play.
    In my previous experience the difficulty didn't come with class knowledge, but interface knowledge instead.
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    When I play my doctor, I aim my heals right at their ass. They don't like the way it feels, so they start to run a little. I can make my target kite hecklers effectively this way. It has saved them, and me more then once.
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    There's also bad tanks too
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    I don't tank that much, but when I did / do I got nice docs all the way. If you die as a tank is not doctor's fault... the fault is yours for trusting your doc too much
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    No Dewe around so no doc you can trust as tank
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