My Fellow Rubika-licans
I'm here to formally invite all you hipkitten omni Ao'ers to one of the most magical places ever.
Its like Neverland Ranch with half the touching.
Or a crowded subway with 4x the touching.
Its the place Mr Roger's Trolley would go to if capable of interstellar flight.
Hells Heroes!
Now I know what you are saying, "those guys are bent twigs!" Or "I don't know who Hells Heroes is." Maybe even "I raided with those guys 5 years ago and they had the personality of a wet mop"
Now these things may or may not be true. but changes are ah-coming. Primarily that they threw a rod and decided put me in charge. So now I'm here to usher in a new Era of new and old player friendly awesomeness.
If you've made it this far then you are probably wondering either "what can Hells Heroes do for me?" (or to me, we're very friendly here)
Hells Heroes can and will offer you
A friendly leveling experience for new or old players.
A knowledgeable and efficient raid force(when sober)
Experienced Tradeskillers for all your "how do yo make CAS armor again?" needs!
Access to and the benefits of a ql 300 AI city.
Assistance with whatever PVM issues you may have, (We don't focus on pvp, but we have been known to stand around Borealis and shoot at flagged people. which is all pvp is anymore.)
And like, probably the best cybor in game. maybe second best but you'll have to put on a wizard hat and prove it to me.
Sloobs, Froobs, old players dusting off their accounts, whatever, if you want a home with people loyal as a hound and mad as hatters, this is the place for you
Remember, Omni Tek Protects, and Hells Heroes gets the juices flowing!
For Details contact,
Branstock(alt list below)
Sojuafk (or any asian female soli with soju in the name
Redsonjah (or Montelukast)
P.S.
No clanners or those with clan alts, Clanners can pound sand far as we are concerned. I hear there's plenty of it in Tir.