IRRK: Borealis under new management.

[Editor: IRRK]

IRRK: Borealis under new management.
April 1st, 29488.

A treaty signed early this morning saw Borealis undergo a new lease of life in relation to it's shops, clubs and general experience for both visitors and residents.

Borealis' New Manager Sillahirasuiriban-Vonchelladodecahedronica Unpronouncia, promised that "Borealis will see a new age of peace and prosperity, hope and tranqulity."

Rumour also has it that Sillahi-....Sillahur-....That woman is behind the gas being raised to 101% in Borealis. When we asked S...her to comment on the situation she simply stated. "The less people will be fighting, the more people will be spending."

[Tussa]

[Bwahahahahaha!]