Or sunglasses.
Actually, the key thing is the DB flag "CanBeWornWithSocialArmor". There is at least one bracer that can be worn (Hollow Bone Bracer, Tara drop), and there are a few 14.5 DB items which (to my knowledge) no one has obtained yet, like the Mirror Mask.
And I still want my Shades of Syncopated Heartbeats.