EDIT: Got one, thread closed! :P
Offering 500m for a Creator Module and 100m to anyone who can set me up with a seller.
I'm usually around my PC between 8 AM to Midnight EDT, and if you just reply to this thread or PM me, I'll receive an email notification and be able to log in. Once I'm able to successfully purchase it, I'll give 100m to whoever notified me.