Ok,okay... here they are:

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/1-3d.jpg
Agent: *pfft*, "Excuse me!"
Morheus: "Oh god! I cant breathe!"

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/i2-133.jpg
Trinity: "Lift up your shirt, we think your bugged."
Neo: "What? Are you an organization, or just some pimps?"
Morheus: "Do you really want me to answer that?"

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/i2-122.jpg
Agent: *Swoompow!*
Morheus: "He's safe!"

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/i2-325.jpg
Epoc: "Hey, morons!"
The two: *?*

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/i3-321.jpg
Agent: *Bang, Bang!* "Danm water! It's harder to hit it than it is my finger with a hammer!" *Bang, Bang!*

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/i3-221.jpg
Morheus: "Get in."
Neo: "One sec, all this rain's making me gotta go!"

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/i3-125.jpg
Epoc: "Okay, put the gun down slowly before someone gets hurt!"
Switch: *Gives him a look*

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/i3-313.jpg
Mouse: *Pfft*
Everyone: *Stops what they were doing to look at him*
Mouse: "Wasn't me!"

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/i3-323.jpg
Neo: "DIE Morpeus, DIE!"
Morpeus: *?!*
Neo: "You couldn't notice good humor if it shot you in the -(Behind)-!"