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Thread: Fix your server please

  1. #141
    I was written up for violation of company policy for using that terminology in an email regarding grevious error by field technicians. In a certain geographical area the techs (for the region) decided to ground customers cable/internet signal by wrapping it around the home's POWER BOX. 36 trouble calls later (per HOME) they still could not figure out where all the interference was coming from.

    ID10T error. Please check for E.M.I!

  2. #142
    Well guys i thinks thats it for AO now, was nice while it lasted.



    ok that statment was bulls**t it was full of bugs while it lasted
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  3. #143

    Angry

    down again....unbelievable...#facepalm....the epic fail continues.....perhaps having a few dimensions available might help retain the user base. Oh yea, that's what we had.

  4. #144
    Quote Originally Posted by Goblinspit View Post
    I was written up for violation of company policy for using that terminology in an email regarding grevious error by field technicians. In a certain geographical area the techs (for the region) decided to ground customers cable/internet signal by wrapping it around the home's POWER BOX. 36 trouble calls later (per HOME) they still could not figure out where all the interference was coming from.

    ID10T error. Please check for E.M.I!
    You know, sometimes it just fits so perfectly as the reason.

    I also like PICNIC (person in chair not in computer)....
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  5. #145
    Keep it coming guys. Watching people whine in these kind of threads have always been more entertaining than actually logging in.

  6. #146
    Quote Originally Posted by crude4gone View Post
    Keep it coming guys. Watching people whine in these kind of threads have always been more entertaining than actually logging in.
    +++

  7. #147
    obviously thats why we do it ;p

  8. #148
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  9. #149
    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    You know, sometimes it just fits so perfectly as the reason.

    I also like PICNIC (person in chair not in computer)....
    There's also the famous SKI error...Seat to Keyboard Interface

  10. #150

    Question

    Do they know what they do?

  11. #151
    cry more people
    Biggy is noob, forever

  12. #152
    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    I also like PICNIC (person in chair not in computer)....
    PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

    "Error 40" - as in 40 centimetres from the monitor.
    (I guess it'd be something like "Err 15" in inches.)

    B-Unit Error. (B for biological, of course.) Only one person asked - in our own billing department.
    Me? Trouble? No trouble..

    As Mae West said: "Never resist temptation, you don't know if you'll get another chance."

  13. #153
    Its funny how traditional biologists seek mechanisms avidly, but still assert that biology cannot be treated like a machine.

  14. #154
    @crude4gone - like you don't have an option - cause you can't log in! Gladly choose loggin in over commiserating epic failures any day of the week.

  15. #155
    Today, the power to the Anarchy Online servers were disrupted by a mass murdering spree. The entire brigade of hamsters powering the servers was viciously attacked by a ravenous poodle. An eye witness had this to say ....

    "Oh it was horrible! I was enjoying my latte when this mangy poodle came running past with a hamster in it's mouth. It has been a very difficult day for us here. I really shouldn't say anymore."

    The public relations for the company was asked for comment and had this to say ....

    "Nuh uh. The servers are online! laalalalalala I am not listening!"

    Stay tuned for details as this incident develops.

    Reporting live. I Care Less News.

  16. #156
    The word epic is being used rather generously here imo.

    It is not the end of the world.

  17. #157
    Emergency Downtime to Fix Stability Issues - March 2nd, 2013
    http://forums.anarchy-online.com/sho...d.php?t=604264
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  18. #158
    Emergency Downtime to Fix Stability Issues - March 2nd, 2013
    ==THE ANARCHY ONLINE SERVERS ARE DOWN FOR AN EMERGENCY DOWNTIME==
    A new light shines upon Rubi-Ka,A new channel is opened in the grid feed,
    A new Team dedicated to the distribution of knowledge is formed.
    >>> AO-Universe <<<
    For the People, By the People.

  19. #159
    "on March 2nd at 15:30 GMT / 10:30 am EST"

  20. #160
    Emergency Downtime to Fix Stability Issues - March 2nd, 2013
    ==THE ANARCHY ONLINE SERVERS ARE DOWN FOR AN EMERGENCY DOWNTIME==

    The Anarchy Online servers will come down for an emergency downtime to fix stability issues on March 2nd at 15:30 GMT / 10:30 am EST. The downtime is scheduled to last 2 hours.
    A new light shines upon Rubi-Ka,A new channel is opened in the grid feed,
    A new Team dedicated to the distribution of knowledge is formed.
    >>> AO-Universe <<<
    For the People, By the People.

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