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    Clan Messiah statement

    Dear clans, yesterday your PvP-RLs and leaders choose me as Clan Messiah.
    It was very strange and irrational choose, but that happen. I think it will be funny position.

    I'm will be very ev0L and very simple Clan Messiah - only 1 ritual.

    • Kissing left foot of Clan Messiah.
      This simple ritual give you buff to lucky in the war and drop. Buff duration depends on the degree of sincerity in the kisses.

    If you do not perform this ritual, it is imposed upon you a curse - debuff to lucky in the war and drop.

    If some skeptics think it's not worked - just check it.

    Foot for kisses
    Code:
                                 :            :
                                 :            :
                                 :            :
                                 :            :
                                 :            :
                                .'            :
                            _.-"              :
                        _.-"                  '.
        ..__...____...-"                       :
       : \_\                                    :
       :    .--"                                 :
       `.__/  .-" _                               :
          /  /  ," ,-                            .'
         (_)(`,(_,'L_,_____       ____....__   _.'


    Current state of Clan Messiah: Contemplation

    Best Regards
    Mavritanic, The Clan Messiah
    Last edited by Mavritanic; Feb 4th, 2012 at 22:06:09.
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

  2. #2
    Is your right foot off-limits?
    Quote Originally Posted by Collodion View Post
    I'll create a viral video to raise money to fight the evil hard water ring stains in toilet bowls. I'll raise millions to arm and equip thousands of Tidy Bowl Men. They will put up a good fight, but ultimately will lose the war. But at least I'll get a new car and a nice house with new toilet bowls out of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Le-Quack View Post
    that helm helps so damn much for tl 4 and tl 5 twinks becose of the torturing.

  3. #3
    That writed in the holy book closed in the Sacred Chest in Crypt of Home...

    "Curse - from the right foot of The Clan Messiah.
    Buff - from the left foot of The Clan Messiah.

    Who kissed - will be blessed
    Unbelievers - will be punished"
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

  4. #4
    I will not trust any Kool-Aid this guy gives me no matter how delicious.
    Oh Yeah!

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Transaction89 View Post
    I will not trust any Kool-Aid this guy gives me no matter how delicious.
    you are choosed your destiny
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

  6. #6
    yes mat me understand not why you keep post posts...
    PvP n' Stuff (more soon™)

    Proud President of Mercenaries

  7. #7
    Added current state of Clan Messiah
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Darkripper View Post
    yes mat me understand not why you keep post posts...
    lol +1
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    {edited by Anarrina: see me if you have questions}
    When specifically asked for positive words, responding with a personal attack is incredibly rude and inappropriate. Please do not repeat such behavior.
    Quote Originally Posted by nums214 View Post
    If my wife never got preggo omni wouldn't have lost their fields. 2009 is pretty much when I quit.

  9. #9
    but TL7 clan bases still falls...
    i not see clan lips on my foot
    Last edited by Mavritanic; Jan 30th, 2012 at 13:37:56.
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

  10. #10
    He's not the Messia, he's a very naughty boy!
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  11. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by shamenOTC View Post
    He's not the Messia, he's a very naughty boy!
    I'm not Omni or Neutral Messiah. This is clan only tradition
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

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    Lazy, you are not kissed my left foot - 1 day and clans lost 13 bases.
    This is punishment, for your arrogance.
    You must kiss, or clans mishaps will be continued.
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

  14. #14
    good to see - my left foot was kissed by some clans today.
    Kisses without enthusiasm, but this is because this guys not have foot kissing experience. Regular practice can resolve this problem.

    Guys have my small blessing.
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

  15. #15
    Mavri, don't be surprised when the Clans unite to throw in you a tub full of warm water and soap, I'm more than certain that your foot smells unpleasant.
    Quote Originally Posted by Collodion View Post
    I'll create a viral video to raise money to fight the evil hard water ring stains in toilet bowls. I'll raise millions to arm and equip thousands of Tidy Bowl Men. They will put up a good fight, but ultimately will lose the war. But at least I'll get a new car and a nice house with new toilet bowls out of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Le-Quack View Post
    that helm helps so damn much for tl 4 and tl 5 twinks becose of the torturing.

  16. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Belligerence View Post
    Mavri, don't be surprised when the Clans unite to throw in you a tub full of warm water and soap, I'm more than certain that your foot smells unpleasant.
    This is difficult.
    I'm Clan Messiah, so now i have a status of metaphysical abstraction, not something material. So, my foot can smells only in metaphysical plane. I mean, this smell only in your head.
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

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    Quote Originally Posted by shamenOTC View Post
    He's not the Messia, he's a very naughty boy!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mavritanic View Post
    I'm not Omni or Neutral Messiah. This is clan only tradition
    Well that one went over Mavri's head lol
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  18. #18
    that foot.. best regards from tsernobyl!
    Forever yours. Otmoz.

    Duel/solo stats can be faked. Side xp cant be. TL7 nw for life

  19. #19
    current state upadated
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

  20. #20
    fix: curses landed only on Rubi-Ka and Shadowlands territory
    Last edited by Mavritanic; Feb 3rd, 2012 at 06:32:45.
    The Clan Messiah statement
    You hit Nirvelle with nanobots for 7110365 points of radiation damage.
    Alternity: I never initiated a serious dialog

    "... who are you, then?"
    "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good" (c) Goethe

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____
    |.............Vodka-Vodka..........| ||','''|'''''''\____,
    |_______..... _________________| ||__|'__|_____||<
    '''''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@)******| (@)*

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