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    Junkyard

    Moeder sits at her desk. She tries to get her thoughts together. She just told an investigator about the existense of the RUR dump. She might be able to get rid of a significant amount of the material thats been teleported there, but how can she do it without causing total chaos and mayhem..?
    Is there a safe way? Can she get away with it without having to mention it to the management and the Yuttos?
    --Victor "Eeod" Linear. R.U.R. Engineer --
    Hath not a machine gears?
    Hath not a machine cogs, racks, pinions, cutters, bearings, spindles?
    Fed with the same electric, hurt with the same bits of grit getting in our works, subject to the same gremlins, healed by the same brute force, ignorance and big hammer as a human is?
    If you program us, do we not manufacture?
    If you take us apart, do we not shoot springs all over the floor?
    If you oil us, do we not purr?
    And if you ignore us.......... Do we not get ideas?

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    At the headquarters, Ione duplicates a Non-Disclosure Agreement form onto a holodisk, smiling satisfactorily to herself.

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    "Boss? Yes? Eeod here. There's a man here claiming we called his firm to repair our shredder."

    "..."

    "No, the shredder is in perfect working order."

    "...?"

    "No, she's fine too, and so are all other mailroom employees."

    "...??"

    "You have whát lying on your desk? NDA? intact?"

    "...!"

    "Oh no! You can't ask that from me. You'll tell it to the Yuttos yourself!"

    "...!!"

    beep. beep. beep.
    --Victor "Eeod" Linear. R.U.R. Engineer --
    Hath not a machine gears?
    Hath not a machine cogs, racks, pinions, cutters, bearings, spindles?
    Fed with the same electric, hurt with the same bits of grit getting in our works, subject to the same gremlins, healed by the same brute force, ignorance and big hammer as a human is?
    If you program us, do we not manufacture?
    If you take us apart, do we not shoot springs all over the floor?
    If you oil us, do we not purr?
    And if you ignore us.......... Do we not get ideas?

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    In the undisclosed secret location, Ione hauled another crate of second-hand bot junk and busted electrical components through the narrow doorway and into the wider space inside. The walls were plastered floor to ceiling with idea charts, plans, program flow mappings and designs, and a geometric grid drawn over the floor paneling; even squares, and a marked point at each intersection. It covered an area of approximately five square meters. That would have to do for now.

    Sure, RUR had a reputation of being walking weapons of mass destruction, but even a cargo ship full of deaf-mute blubbags had a chance of creating a time-traveling capsule when given enough incentive and components.
    Right?

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    -Confidential memo-

    To: Yutto Management

    Subject: Project Clean Planet

    Dear sirs. We are please to inform you that all material from location PW002 have been teleported to the priory agreed location to be traded as test material.
    We will inform you when the trade has been made. Till so far all authorities are unaware of our actions, and we'll have the location PW002 squeeky clean in a matter of days.

    regards,

    Bolleboos. RUR security.
    --Victor "Eeod" Linear. R.U.R. Engineer --
    Hath not a machine gears?
    Hath not a machine cogs, racks, pinions, cutters, bearings, spindles?
    Fed with the same electric, hurt with the same bits of grit getting in our works, subject to the same gremlins, healed by the same brute force, ignorance and big hammer as a human is?
    If you program us, do we not manufacture?
    If you take us apart, do we not shoot springs all over the floor?
    If you oil us, do we not purr?
    And if you ignore us.......... Do we not get ideas?

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