http://www.livejournal.com/users/moopyflower
top entry in my journal is a coinversation between missmaul and me.. its a play actually.
Title: One petition ( fictitious )
Actors:
Kupotek as GM Spoonhead
MissMaul as a petitioner
None of this really happened nor am i an Ark or a Gm nor do I declare this as truth of how Arks or GM's act. I really think the ARK team is great and much better then ever. So just enjoy!
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Opening Scene:
A leet with wings will fly over thy heads and bring forth the darkness visible, bring forth mighty pinguin attack!
beware!! or thee shall be the first to be pinguined
* MsMaul digs hole and hides in it
* criticalcrucifix sniffles the ground....
* criticalcrucifix sends in the pinguins of war
pinguins are uber they wear tuxedo!
MsMaul : You were hit by Uber Penguin thing for 65u65uu34uo3u543iu3 of melee damage
MsMaul : Your items will be sent to reclaim in 75 seconds
criticalcrucifix: and thats not even a critical hit!
MsMaul : You lost 1,400,000xp
criticalcrucifix: You are attacked by Frosty the undead snowman and his onslaught of uber Ace Real Mean Nasty Pinguins with sharp pointy teeth.
criticalcrucifix: * YOu are hit for way too much snowball damage
MsMaul : i'm already dead!!
NOTICE: **Chain death ** if this was in error please cancel your account and go play checkers cos we dont give a damn!
MsMaul : eeek!
* MsMaul1 petitions cuz there are penguins blowing up rubi-ka and it sucks. *cry*
NOTICE: **/petition I was dead and in 75% zone and got hit for snowball damage and it canceled my account!
NOTICE: **Gm Spoonhead approaches with wings of notum induced glaucoma
MsMaul1: EEP
Gm Spoonhead: Greetings citizen.,.,
Gm Spoonhead : HOw may I help you?
MsMaul1: uhm...you can kill all the penguins
MsMaul1: Ace Real Mean Nasty Penguins
Gm Spoonhead : We cant do that sorry
MsMaul1: AAHHGHH WHY NOT
Gm Spoonhead : We are not allowed to interfere
MsMaul1: Then why are you even here
Gm Spoonhead : You petitioned
MsMaul1: So...you're supposed to fix it
MsMaul1: cause like, everyone;s gonna die and cancel their accounts and stuff
Gm Spoonhead : fix what exactly?
MsMaul1: THE PENGUINS
Gm Spoonhead : Theyre not broken
Gm Spoonhead : what did the pinguins do to you ?
MsMaul1: you didn't implement the penguins!!
Gm Spoonhead : ok one moment,,,
MsMaul1: they're killing me. and everyone else
Gm Spoonhead : *me shows Missmaul a FANCYDOLL*
Gm Spoonhead : Missmaul
Gm Spoonhead : show me on the doll where the mean pinguin touched you\
MsMaul1: ...?
MsMaul1: roflmao
MsMaul1: just kill the goddamn penguins!!
Gm Spoonhead : I will do this for you.
Gm Spoonhead : I wont kill the pinguins.
Gm Spoonhead : but...
Gm Spoonhead : i willdo the next best thing
MsMaul1: No goddammit! KILL THE PENGUINS!! *dies for the twentieth time*
Gm Spoonhead : I will make you a ql 999 nano crystal called Pinguin tamer that only leets can cast, and to get the leet to cast it on you, requires mochies SI/and BM plus and engineer's wrangle anda Fixer run buff plus a treatment buff from advy stackable with the doc IC plus a essence of Kupocity that takes a total if 500 NCU which you need a refined ear implant and robot reeds to acquire..
Gm Spoonhead : sound good?
MsMaul1: JUST KILL THE GODDAMN PENGUINS!! Why can't you kill the penguins if you can create new items on the fly?!
Gm Spoonhead : is the pinguin in a 75% zone?
MsMaul1: Yes
Gm Spoonhead : let me ring up funcom see what they say.. brb
*/afk/
NOTICE : *muzak plays*
NOTICE: **pinguins attack with mighty vengeance killing missmaul again and 60 other players while GM is afk.. not noticing anything**
MsMaul1: NOOOO
NOTICE: 2 minutes later..
Gm Spoonhead : ok im back
Gm Spoonhead : and ive got good news
Gm Spoonhead : We cant kill the pinguins but we can do the next next best thing
MsMaul1: NO
MsMaul1: KILL THE PENGUINS
MsMaul1: THEY JUST KILLED 60 PEOPLE WHILE YOU WERE GONE
GM Spoonhead: pinguins will migrate to Upper north west stret front side bus stop as we lower the supppression gas in OMni1 to 0%.
MsMaul1: Alright, fine
NOTICE: *suppression gas lowers to 0%... pinguins migrate far away.. now high level clanners storm omni 1 and kill everyone including miss maul.
MsMaul1: NOOOO
MsMaul1: nerf the clanners!!
Gm Spoonhead : Well, the pinguins are gone and everyone seems happy..
*Missmaul notes cos everyone is rezzing someplace else and the clanners have taken over Rompas*
/bow
GM Spoonhead if that is all i will be off.. and umm thanks for petitioning, its people like you who make this job so worth it!
MsMaul1: NO! DONT LEAVE^@#^
MsMaul1: AAHGHHHH!!
Arky: Thankyou for petitioning in the future.. if you need anything dont hesitate to repetition.... *poof!*
Arky: **Ark has mute on so cant hear you anymore**
