Funny RP moments/memories?

[Effrit]

Me and agrestus had a fictional event. He wants to share but is too chicken to post.

[Agrestus]: you know what I need?
To [Agrestus]: a real beer?
[Agrestus]: I giant neon sign as a back item that says "SECURITY MINISTER. Yes, he has authority."
To [Agrestus]: lol
To [Agrestus]: its always going to be the case, since they cant devolve actual insta kill powers to a player.
To [Agrestus]: even you.
[Agrestus]: wtb a root that only works in newland at least :P
[Agrestus]: or a "warp to jail" nano
To [Agrestus]: lol.
To [Agrestus]: lol hekkat would log on, "What the hell!? Why is the prison full?" *walks to Security ministers office* "Hey Hekkat, the dissed me and didnt believe i had the power" "Oh carry on then agrestus."
[Agrestus]: rofl

[Xeenah]

So, so many...


http://www.clan-assembly.org/grid/in...pic,861.0.html

Still makes me laugh to tears

[Agrestus]

Validius: Are you 'Pol going to help or just stand around like waffles?
Turms: Waffles don't stand.
Validius gives Turms a strange look.

Oh Turms <3

[Towerblock]

Turms understands waffles. Its official now.

[Ciyanid]

"This is the elite, even if we're drunk half of the time in Rompas."

Made me smile :3

[Gimpeline]

Another RUR incedent:

[Channel42] You joined private group: Channel42
[Channel42] Channel42: Mary "Gimpa" Wormwood (110/4 Omni Adventurer, R.U.R.) has joined Channel42
[Channel42] Ciyanid: *coughing* ...damn...
[Channel42] Gimpa: did you get that robot yet?
[Channel42] Ciyanid: robot?
[Channel42] Gimpa: yes. you said you didn't have one some time ago
[Channel42] Ciyanid: No, i dont need any robots..
[Channel42] Ciyanid: Got worries of my own enough.
[Channel42] Gimpa: the robot can share your worries
[Channel42] Ciyanid: yeah, right.
[Channel42] Encyros: Hey, you're from RuR, right?
[Channel42] Gimpa: yes
[Channel42] Encyros: My leetbot short-circuited my sound system!
[Channel42] Ciyanid: *chuckle*
[Channel42] Gimpa: thats not really my department. i just work in the mailroom
[Channel42] Encyros: Who should I get in touch with about this issue?
[Channel42] Gimpa: eeod is out top technician
[Channel42] Gimpa: Our even
[Channel42] Encyros: He can fix my sound system?
[Channel42] Gimpa: he can see if the leetbot took any damage from the encounter
[Channel42] Encyros: What about my equipment?
[Channel42] Gimpa: i don't know..
[Channel42] Gimpa: buy new?
[Channel42] Encyros: Surely RuR is liable for the malfunction of their product?
[Channel42] Gimpa: yes, and that is why Eeod can look at the leetbot to see if it took any damage
[Channel42] Encyros: But it damaged my sound system!
[Channel42] Gimpa: and if it did, he will fix it or get a new
[Channel42] Gimpa: did you have your soundsystem out of reach for the leet?
[Channel42] Encyros: Well...no..
[Channel42] Gimpa: see? I is hardly our fault, then
[Channel42] Encyros: Bah...alright. I'll call this technician...
[Channel42] Gimpa: But if you really want it, you can send the bill to rur. Justmark it schredder, so i recognise it

[Ciyanid]

Rofl, i remember that one

[Towerblock]

I love some of my new org applicants.. got several into RP right away... then this came up:

Agentcora: I was even willing to go to a Council meeting and do it all personally. But i somehow doubt Simon will let me finish before showing me how fast he can shoot
Hammonde: Don't sell yourself short, lady. You look like you could walk into a pinky convention disguised as a foot and get away with it.

Good lols on that one.

[Elleza]

I love some of my new org applicants.. got several into RP right away... then this came up:

Agentcora: I was even willing to go to a Council meeting and do it all personally. But i somehow doubt Simon will let me finish before showing me how fast he can shoot
Hammonde: Don't sell yourself short, lady. You look like you could walk into a pinky convention disguised as a foot and get away with it.

Good lols on that one.

Lol something tells me that is so true...Last time i tried to visit a council meeting i could not even get out of the door when he started counting down..

[Windguaerd]

Funny... Well back in the old CoT Days when Caid was a CoT operative, for some ungodly reason he calls me IC through tells to meet him in front of the Happy Rebel.

I'm thinking... action. So I gear up, buff up in OA and even have about a dozen orgmates get ready in case I need backup.

So I get there thinking maybe DB Commandos, or maybe Diamondcut and his thugs are up to no good again.

What do I find?

Caid, in swimming shorts, dancing with a bunch of atroxes also in... skimpy underwear and shorts.... and they are all drunk.

I rotfl'ed at that one. Son of a gun got me good. Never again.

[FoosballX]

Hmm so many good rp moments, here are just a few.
Good think I log everything.

*Foos' first meeting with Silverstone*

Herbertt looks at Silverstone
Foosball33 looks over and nods
Silverstone returns the look.
Solis: Mr. Cross.. Simon this is our Newland representative
Solis nods
Herbertt: Commander... hello again, I don't know if you remember me
Solis: Good day Sir
Silverstone snorts.
Jacobi: I didnt see Mr Cross standing here.
Jacobi smiles
Silverstone: This is the Neutral?
Foosball33: Hello Gentelmen
Herbertt chuckles
Solis: Yes Simon.. try to act civilized
Foosball33: well not sure I'm "the" neutral, there are a few of us
Foosball33: but yes I guess I would be
Silverstone: Act well in my city.
Foosball33: of course
Solis nods to Dagget
Jacobi: And hopefully Simon can restrain his natural impulses.
Jacobi chuckles
Herbertt: Shush
Silverstone: I do not know about that.
Foosball33: well I only wield my guns on reform agents in Newland
Foosball33 smirks
Foosball33: so I won't be any trouble today
Silverstone: Keep it that way.

((The following CoT meeting with Foos arriving late.))

Portman: Hello
Portman: Dont worry
Foosball33 nods
Portman: I wont kill you
Portman: Cause someone may cry
Foosball33 grins
Portman: I dont bite
Portman smiles
Solis looks up
Nulion: ...Come on in...have a seat, Foos...
Dagget: Hello Foosball33
Nulion smiles a little
Foosball33: Hello, sorry for being late
Solis: Simon behave yourself
Silverstone: He looks even more Neutral than before.
Jacobi: Welcome Mr Cross.
Harkonenn: Hey Foos
Solis: Welcome Sir
Xeavier: You cant ask a goat to behave himself
Valshares: Hi foos
Rawenna: Hello Foos
Foosball33: thank you
Dagget: have a seat in the bleachers
Silverstone: Come sit next to me, Fence-Sitter.
Silverstone pats the ground.
Jacobi coughs slightly
Nulion chuckles a little
Portman: Right next to the credit hugger
Solis smirks
((foos walks over and sits next to Simon))
Silverstone: At least the kid has a spine.
Nulion: ....I wish I had a camera.
Solis: Brave man
Jacobi smiles
Xeavier: Hey simon, now you got a good reason to take a bath
Xeavier: smiles
Rawenna: God knows you need one..
Rawenna smirks
Aideen chuckles slightly
Silverstone: I wouldn't talk whips and chains, boy



*A tell conversation about having to RP due to bad timing.*

To [Trousers]: you know how I"ve been playing foos drunk
[Trousers]: yeah
To [Trousers]: so I log in, foos is sitting in a cornner holding a bottle
To [Trousers]: doesn't Joe walk by the second I log in
To [Trousers]: I was like inbetween buildings or something
To [Trousers]: I sware I got "Welcome to Anarachy Online" and "Hadersen: Well hello Foos, how you holding up"
[Trousers]: hahahah
[Trousers]: stalker
To [Trousers]: I was like "uh uh uh, I was just stopping to fix my boot"

*Fun with Falon*


Lysandrel: Turms...
Lysandrel: You know what you need?
Turms: I need nothing.
Lysandrel: No, no...
Lysandrel: You need a theme song.
Foosball33 smirks
Cylie nods
Lysandrel: I think.. Jazz would suit you well.
Foosball33: I think he needs something funky
Lysandrel: Maybe...
Lysandrel: With lotsa drums?
Foosball33: with porno guitar and bongos
Lysandrel bursts out laughing.
Lysandrel: Tropical sounding?
Foosball33: ya know that, bachiawawawa
Lysandrel: Falon, Falon, Falon, Turms, FALON!
Cylie rolls her eyes
Lysandrel: ...the lyrics should be made up entirely of words which have the same letters as his name.
Foosball33: oooo, and horn hits
Turms takes a mechanical breath
Mastermonk5: Maybe we could start it with a mitaar
Mastermonk5: and it starts slow and builds up fast?
Cylie nods
Lysandrel: Some lightning crashes for effect.
Cylie strokes Cuggles' back
Lysandrel: I know an Atrox who could do the singing...
Cuggles makes a purring noise
Mastermonk5: I have a high quality mitaar somewhere in my backpack
Lysandrel: Need a video to go along with it.
Lysandrel: I'm picturing it now...
Lysandrel: Falon, surrounded by adoring women...
Lysandrel: Some siloutting, and then fade in?
Lysandrel: Okay, maybe not.
Turms takes a mechanical breath
Lysandrel shrugs.
Foosball33: I think they be something like "Fal-on! he's a man~! Fal-on, he bought a cheap chest implant, Fal-on! good god yall, Fal-on! spooky helmet~~~" can ya dig it?
Lysandrel bursts out laughing again.
Foosball33: you would need two singers
Lysandrel: I swear...he has no sense of humor.
Lysandrel: Or he forgot how to laugh.
Lysandrel: I don't know why.
Foosball33: ya need a guy with a low voice for the "Falons" and then a guy with a good falsetto for the main lyrics
Lysandrel: I had another idea, but...
Lysandrel: I just don't know where we're going to find that many ambidextrious albino leets.

((this part takes place after Foos is "broken" out of prison. Note it takes place with Tells and Vicinity chat. ))
To [Mastermonk5]: geez man couldn't you take that crazy girl out... she kidnapped me
Foosball33 smirks looking at his com
Turms takes a mechanical breath
Foosball33: you ever have to pretend to be a victim Mr. Falon
Turms: No.
[Mastermonk5]: Where are you now!
Foosball33: you should try it, it's most amusing
Turms: Oh?
To [Mastermonk5]: it's all kind of fuzzy, still feelling wosey
Foosball33 chuckles
Foosball33: yes it is
Turms: In what way?
Foosball33 Shrugs
Foosball33: hard to explain
Turms takes a mechanical breath
[Mastermonk5]: Listen keep in contact on this chat line I'm gonna try to get some people to find you
Foosball33: excuse me
Foosball33 takes his com out and starts banging it around
To [Mastermonk5]: *static and the com goes dead*
Turms watches the banging
Turms: It is usually easier to just turn them off.
Foosball33: that will do
Foosball33: ture but not when you want someone not to find you

((about a week or so later))
Foosball33: Hello
Turms takes a mechanical breath
Turms: Hello
Codenaam: Hey Foos
Foosball33: Hey Kode how ya been?
Codenaam: I've been fine
Codenaam: Thanks
Codenaam: What aboiut you?
Turms takes a mechanical breath
Foosball33 Shrugs
Codenaam chuckles
Codenaam: I'll take that as a "good enough"
Foosball33: well there was that whole arrest thing, then being kiddnapped or rather taken from prison
Foosball33: but other then that
Codenaam: Yeah.. I heared of that vaguely
Codenaam: When did it happen again?
Turms takes a mechanical breath
Foosball33: I asked Vascud a bunch of question while she was arresting Retoolkit, so she "sugested" I be arrested
Foosball33: so Monk did,
Foosball33: I wasn't worried about it, it was a trumped up change
Codenaam: I never liked that Vascud
Foosball33: then some chick came in and broke me out
Foosball33: ya know... I really should hate her, but I can't
Codenaam: Why's that?
Foosball33: I don't know
Foosball33: I guess at times I just understand her
Foosball33 Shrugs
Foosball33: but as for the break out, well it was very much against my will
Turms makes a sound like a chuckle
Foosball33: not really sure on the why?
Codenaam frowns, then chuckles
Codenaam: Did you get the name of who broke you out?
Foosball33: in reality I could have escaped at anytime, it wasn't like I was in a high security cell
Foosball33: nope
Turms takes a mechanical breath
Codenaam looks down at his comm
Codenaam: Damn.. I need to go
Foosball33: first she said she was a friend, then she told me to come with her or die
Codenaam: I'll see you later, Foos
Foosball33: later Code
Codenaam: .. mr. Falcon
Codenaam nods at Turms
Turms takes a mechanical breath
Foosball33 looks around then turns to Falon
Foosball33: find that funny did you?
Foosball33 gives a twisted smirk
Turms: Yes
Foosball33: glad I could be amusing
Foosball33: so how does the day find you Mr. Falon?
Turms: As any other day. I am fine.

[Ciyanid]

Validius: Are you 'Pol going to help or just stand around like waffles?
Turms: Waffles don't stand.
Validius gives Turms a strange look.

Tiring morning at work, and I happened to read this one. My mum is so gonna sent me to a place with people wearing white coats if i dont stop laughing hysterically.

((Gun, Ciy. I blame you for the mouthful of beer now soaking into my laptop. Good one.))

<3

[Ciyanid]

(02:14) Gunfytr: oh, Ciy..u remember those "drapes" i have?
(02:14) Lothil thinks Gunfytr might look interesting, wearing a carpet
(02:14) Ciyanid looks up and shoots a long freezing glare at Gun.
(02:15) Lucetta perks an eyebrow, looking confused.
(02:15) Gunfytr: they are gone...i decided i didnt need them anymore
(02:15) Ciyanid: Really? Good for you.
(02:15) Gunfytr: teah, well...i knew how much u liked making them...thot id pass that alone
(02:15) Gunfytr: *along
(02:16) Ciyanid sips some coffee and glares Gun again. "If a glare could kill, ya'd be so dead right now" She thinks.
(02:16) Gunfytr grins
(02:17) Lucetta: I'm missing a lot here...
(02:17) Ciyanid: No, you are not.
(02:17) Gunfytr: why yes, u are!
(02:17) Ciyanid: She's not!
(02:17) Lucetta blinks.


I love ya guys so much :')

[Hilfy]

Ah, I wish I still had some of the old RP event logs. Two which still make me giggle...

First would be RUR’s Mariachi band that got lost on the way to The Cup and ended up at the Council of Truth building during one of the meetings. It was the perfect opportunity for Miremeld to hand out RUR Catalogues and for Dookumi to beat on Silverstone with a dull banjo. Off course, the whole band got sent to reclaim rather quickly.

Second would be RPing as Ragunn’s mother and popping over to Rubi-Ka for a quick visit to meet his girlfriend.

[Xeenah]

Second would be RPing as Ragunn’s mother and popping over to Rubi-Ka for a quick visit to meet his girlfriend.

...zomg I got PICS of that!

[Tucxedo]

yes those good ol times, I remember an event I had back in the days in Omni-pol when me, well emeretta, officer tungk (really fat little atrox and Uragon went to lushfield to see RURs idea of prototype military Fembots. RUR where nothing can go wrong...poor Tungk must have had a trauma for some time after the extensive bulling from the Fembots...

[Eeod]

Eeod: while i was locked in my lab i had a lot of time to think about life... the conflict on Rubi Ka, Quantum Positronic Tthingies..
Dabblez: Yes, and?
Eeod: I stil dont get it.
Dabblez: Well. let's see, Life exists because people are horny, the conflict exists because people get greedy and stupid and QPT exists because I am really very smart
Dabblez: no, really

[FoosballX]

((I can't believe I forgot to post this one before.
The set up is when the Shadow Compendium decided they were going to take over Newland city.
The following is the conversation of sorts between Turms and Foos after the NLCC meeting just outside BY5.))

Turms: People.. please, break up this meeting of move it from the public area.
Turms: You are disturbing the local businesses.
Brethainia: i can see your swords......
Bubbacrush: snarls a chuckle.
Anamelle: laughs
Foosball33: ya wanna know what I think Falon?
Foosball33: of you and your group?
Turms: We dont want to see any one suffer becuase of your gettogethers.
Foosball33: let me show ya
*Foosball33 morphs into a wolf*
Dimacyro: Very...droll.
Nulion: ...ghrr...
Turms: As acting head of the Militia I am sure you can appreciate my position on this matter.
Darkestdream: you guys are pretty lucky I'm lowbie
Foosball33: lifts his legs at Falon and starts to pee
Turms: takes a mechanical breath
Turms: glances down and makes a sound like a chuckle
Foosball33: there that's what I think
Foosball33: now if you're done wasting my time
*Foosball33 demorphs and walks away*
Anamelle: chuckles
Dimacyro: points is gun at Foosball33

[Ninanna]

That was such a classic move Foos. Just the dry log doesnt really get the full feel of it across. You have to imagine the situation that lead up to that to really appreciate that response. The Mayor and General Hekkat were missing, and the Council had been informed that Iaskel and Turms were running things. Tensions were high.. tempers were flaring... people were threatening, posturing and snarling.

And Foos moprhs as a wolf (just out of Turm's reach I might add).. PEES on him. Actions truly speak louder than words sometimes!

Yes.... moments like this are true classics. And this one still makes me giggle.

[Nadab]

I got this the other day, playing my Trox Crat, Clwlyss, near Newland.


[Unnamed Clanner]: Hey, you're in Omni-Pol?
[Clwlyss]: Yes, can I help you Citizen?
[Unnamed Clanner]: I saw you over there, you signed up for the Battlestation?
[Clwlyss]: Yes, why do ask?
[Unnamed Clanner]: But you're a RP Org! RP orgs don't pvp. wtf?

later on in the station, while in my turret....
You hit [Unnamed Clanner] for 900 burst damage. You hit [Unnamed Clanner] for 600 fling damage. Target is dead.

[Clwlyss]: To [Unnamed Clanner] How's it feel to be killed by an RP'er! (Response plagiarized from Ukblizzard)
[Unnamed Clanner]: ***************** (comment censored for audience)!