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  1. Apr 2nd, 2010, 10:21:17 #1
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    [ALL] OTPC: OTPC Editor Arrested

    OTPC Editor Arrested
    April 02, 29484 - [Global]

    OTPC - Early this morning a squad of Omni-Pol troopers stormed the OTPC offices.


    This comes as no shock to loyal employees who had seen an erroneous article published the day before that accused Omni-Pol Director Ivan Sergeyich of defecting to the clans and betraying corporate trust.

    Needless to say the accusations in the article are completely unfounded and the Director is still loyal to Omni-Tek and his work keeping the corporate settlements free of crime. The OTPC offices would like to remind employees that if they feel there is someone working against the corporation that they should inform Omni-Reform with any doubts they have.

    We managed to get a moment to talk to the editor (who shall remain anonymous) as the Omni-Pol troopers escorted him out of the building to ask why he wrote such an article. His response was that it was just a lighthearted prank featuring a much loved Omni-Tek official to lighten Omni-tek Employees' days.

    The editor was then escorted to the main Omni-Pol Detention building to await questioning by the Man of Steel himself, Ivan Sergeyich.
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  2. Apr 2nd, 2010, 17:04:06 #2
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    Sssomeone sssurrre can't take a joke, can they? *smirk*
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  3. Apr 2nd, 2010, 18:04:40 #3
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    No kidding. Someone tries to reignite a dusty, sophomoric ritual and look how they react. Although, last I checked Omni-Pol was never known for the sense of humor.
    Information doesnt want to be free.
    It wants to be liberated and very expensive.
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  4. Apr 2nd, 2010, 18:48:06 #4
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    Why have a sense of humour when a sense of fear keeps the sheep in line?
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  5. Apr 2nd, 2010, 21:37:41 #5
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    How does that saying go? Those in glass houses...
    Information doesnt want to be free.
    It wants to be liberated and very expensive.
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  6. Apr 2nd, 2010, 23:24:46 #6
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  7. Apr 3rd, 2010, 09:27:01 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Occams-Razor View Post
    How does that saying go? Those in glass houses...
    Should throw grenades.
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  8. Apr 3rd, 2010, 18:07:04 #8
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    ...Really?...

    And then some wonder why people think Omni-Tek doesn't have a sense of humor. *shakes his head*
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  9. Apr 4th, 2010, 00:18:56 #9
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    I don't know about Omni-Tek, but it looks a bit like the "man of steel" doesn't.
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  10. Apr 5th, 2010, 10:28:35 #10
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    Such situation can only be solved with more rollerats.
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  11. Apr 6th, 2010, 00:11:22 #11
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    Oh ...wow..It was ment for a joke..Shesh!
    well i guess ill go back to making that butterscotch!
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  12. Apr 6th, 2010, 00:58:26 #12
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    Yummmmm.....
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