This is a log of what happend sunday evening at the Grind
Dabblez: Hello
Bob Marleet: in dis brite future u cant forget ur past...
Gimpa: This place looks expencive
Dabblez: Wise words BobMarleet
Bob Marleet: in dis brite future u cant forget ur past...
Dabblez: Okay, I got it the first time
Bob Marleet: one luv
Dabblez: We can stick to water
Dabblez: These couches were made for giants. Or Atrox enforcers
Dabblez: So what's new with everyone?
Gimpa: Well. I got new shoes
Gimpa: Only a few days old
Moeder: by mail?
Dabblez: oh yes? Where did you get them from?
Gimpa: I had to fight for them
Dabblez: Ah, you "stood up for ur rites"
Gimpa: A big scary thing had them
Dabblez: And yet they fit your dainty littel feet?
Gimpa: Yes. Pretty strange
Gimpa: Other than that. it's the same old. The leetbot is still stuck in the shredder and the mail keep comming in
Dabblez: Still?
Gimpa: yeah
Annalieza: This place is far too big to be able to find anything
Gimpa: Pol..
Annalieza: They should provide maps
Dabblez: Hello officer
Annalieza: If Im not welcome.. I have lots of other things to do
Veneron: Good evening!
Moeder: hello officer.
Gimpa: It's not illigal to sit here I hope?
Annalieza: raises one of her eyebrows
Veneron: My apologies for making you all wait.
Moeder: that's ok. we are women. we dont grow beards.
Moeder: most of us not.
Dabblez: Nice jacket offier Veneron
Veneron: Glad you like it! I hear it's branded after some famous company!
Gimpa: smiles
Gimpa: One of the best, I have heard
Dabblez: So how can we help you?
Veneron: Anyways, as you can see from our attire, we're not here as fully official representatives for Omni-Pol yet, but would rather evaluate technical possibilities for a minor problem that we're going to face.
Dabblez: I see
Veneron: You might be aware that there is quite a population surge lately, to be correct in the last week we see lots of immigrants that seem to be having problems speaking our common language.
Moeder: they dont speak a language at all if you ask me.
Veneron: On the other hand, they're very familiar with different kinds of sausages and pretzels.
Gimpa: yeah. they can't even speak propper Leet
Veneron: So, to help us help these people integrate into society, I was wondering wether it would be possible to develop a device similar to a universal translator that would scan the brain waves of a conversational partner and automatically translate his/her/its language on the fly.
Gimpa: Any idea where they come from?
Veneron: Hmm, I keep hearing things about a parallel dimension! But well, maybe that device would also be possible to go the biological route and develop a little fish that will be inserted into the ear to do the same job symbiotically. You know, the options are endless!
Annalieza: A fish?! That's insane. Who would have ever considered something as crazy as that!
Dabblez: Little fish in teh ear.. interesting
Annalieza: tuts
Moeder: fish?
Veneron: It's less crazy than you might think!
Veneron: waves his Notum Threaded Zodiacal Blanket randomly.
Gimpa: Mini Leetbot that fits in the ear?
Dabblez: Why mini? Why ear? Why not a leetbot that acts as interpreter?
Gimpa: Oh
Dabblez: Upgrade the leetbot to learn this alien tongue
Moeder: why interpete? why not shoot them all?
Dabblez: then the stranger take their leetbot where ever they go and it acts as an interpreter?
Veneron: I was just thinking possibilities out loudly really. Obviously, I'm just a random tinkerer with a day job in law enforcement. But you folks are experts in these kinds of projects... Riiiight?
Gimpa: With R.U.R logo on
Dabblez: Not very hospitable is it Moeder?
Moeder: I think i sit too close to the leet
Dabblez: Let me try something really quick
Veneron: Please!
Dabblez's pet, Invaleet: ow. hurts!
Dabblez: clear my voice
Dabblez: domo arigato Mr Roboto
Dabblez's pet, Invaleet: i just bleedz rite here
Moeder: i'm so glad that OP leet woman isn't here!
Dabblez's pet, Invaleet: omg teh pain!
Dabblez: Hmmm... no that did not quite qork
Gimpa: Think it needs some fine tuning
Dabblez: Yes
Veneron: But do you think you can get it to work perfectly?
Dabblez: Maybe a regualr robot like a Milly. They are bit smarter than leetbots
Gimpa: And i am sure that the begging in the middle of the translation would be anoying after a while
Dabblez: But first we need samples of thie alien language
Moeder: do we know the language they speak at all?
Veneron: I'd appreciate any hints you might have or any research you could conduct into this.
Gimpa: Is it a language at all?
Veneron: So far, Omni-Pol is still going through the Bronto Burger sales data to figure out their eating habits.
Dabblez: If we could capture radio signals from their home diemesion?
Veneron: Oh, I forgot... RUR has an expert in dimensional travel and interaction, right?
Gimpa: We have one expert, but he is..not here
Moeder: wel.. we concider him lost..
Veneron: Oh! But I'm sure his knowledge base is still safe?
Dabblez: not where he ended up
Dabblez: no one is safe there
Moeder: that place is evil
Dabblez: so evil
Veneron: Hmmm, and here I had my hopes up that this might have just been the technological and know how edge for RUR to manage this potential project better than any other company!
You feel the core of your being shift, as the source makes room for a divine presence. 'Cheriado' has reached enlightenment.
Dabblez: Not all is lost
Dabblez: what do you know about these aliens? Any clues might be useful
Moeder: listenes to an incomming message on her com
Veneron: So far, we think they're not green. At least not in higher percentages than the regular Rubi-Ka population.
Veneron: And their diet seems to be slightly higher in fat and carbohydrates than average.
Moeder: they seem to like rules.
Veneron: And very often, they say things like "Allmächt!" out loud straight out of thin air.
Annalieza: Quite peculiar.
Dabblez: Allmächt!
Dabblez: interesting
Moeder: Allmächt!
Veneron: Or well, "Genau!" also seems to be a common phrase.
Dabblez: let me set up a pan-dimensional frequency scan
Annalieza: Stimmt!
Moeder: nope. doesnt do anything for me..
Dabblez: Excellent
Annalieza: oh.. no.. its contageous
Dabblez: I'll add that term to the search critieria
Dabblez: And we are sure they ar enot fromt eh Shadowlands?
Moeder: oh. man.. i got to go. i have to update the RUR cleaning rota..
Moeder: meh
Gimpa: Do they have any dangerous diseases or germs with them?
Veneron: Sounds fun!
Moeder: you got a OP cleaning rota too?
Moeder: I hate germs.
Dabblez: query...+"Allmächt!"+"Genau!"-"Shadowlands"
Veneron: Mainly regarding the shark tank. Admissions has a habit of assigning duty on that to applicants that don't perform well.
Dabblez: starts working
Moeder: sounds interesting.. well. i'm sorry, i've got to go now. goodbye
Veneron: Take care!
Gimpa: You keep a shark tank at the office?
Annalieza: Don't you?
Gimpa: No, just a shredder
Veneron: It's quite impressive, in our headquarters past the entrance.
Gimpa: And a leetbot that seems to be stuck inside
Gimpa: isn't it dangerous to keep them there?
Dabblez: Yes, annoy stuck in shredder leetbot
Dabblez: I'm picking up something...
Veneron: The sharks are normally well fed. Remember the applicants sent to clean the tank?
Gimpa: Hope it's not germs
Gimpa: So i guess Omni-Pol is a rather small department
Veneron: It really wouldn't be good news if the dimensional rift turned out to carry contagious sicknesses.
Dabblez: .. I have a signal
Gimpa: looks up
Gimpa: Signal?
Dabblez: It's saying "Not in the face, not in the face..."
Dabblez: You know... it kind of sounds like Eeod
Gimpa: But is it our Eeod?
Veneron: Sounds like you're getting close!
Dabblez: Let me try to establish two way communications
Veneron: The vocal pattern doesn't seem to match our mysterious visitors. I think he would have said "Allmächt" at least once or twice in that sentence if it was a perfect hit.
Dabblez: Eeod, is that you?
Dabblez: No need to be rude Eeod
Dabblez: Yes I know you've been stranded for 6 months
Gimpa: Is it ours or the evil one?
Dabblez: I can't tell. Mary
Dabblez: Stand perfectly still.. I'll try to get a lock on you
Veneron: takes a step back
Gimpa: Be careful!
Gimpa: he might be evil
Dabblez: Any mistake now and we could lose him for goof
Eeod: rhaa!
Dabblez: He's gone mad!
Annalieza: Nice beard!
Veneron: Hmmm!
Eeod: die!
Dabblez: Oh... that's wasn't pretty
Veneron: Are you all right, citizen?
Eeod: who are you!!!
Dabblez: You don't recognise us?
Gimpa: Don't you remember us?
Eeod: rhaaa!!!
Dabblez: I might have retieved the evil Eeod by accident
Veneron: Hmm, would you like me to call Omni Reform?
Eeod: sighs
Dabblez: WOuld you?
Eeod: its dead
Annalieza: Maybea cup of tea would help.. would you like tea?
Dabblez: Tea is good
Eeod: tea?...
Eeod: rhaa!!!.. i mean... ok..
Dabblez: Maybe they don't have tea on Rimor
Eeod: Dobbles?
Dabblez: Might be the reason they are evil
Dabblez: Meh, close enough
Eeod: Omni Pol!!!!!
Annalieza: Drink this, its got lots of sugar in it.
Eeod: rhaa!!
Dabblez: yes, these are Omni Pol officers
Gimpa: They are not here to arest us
Dabblez: but not from the traffic division
Annalieza: Get him to drink the tea.. its good for stress
Dabblez: thank you
Dabblez: Here, drink up
Eeod: aah...
Eeod: where am i?
Veneron: I guess we won't need reform... right?
Dabblez: I'm not sure, it can't hurt
Eeod: this place... its so...
Veneron: I hear it sometimes just feels like someone tweezing your brain a bit too tightly, but yes... we haven't had any major complaints so far!
Gimpa: He looks safe
Dabblez: Maybe that is teh best thing
Eeod: Ich habe ein Strudel gefressen!!!!
Annalieza: Wirklich?!
Dabblez: you take him away to Reform, have Med check him out too
Gimpa: Or mabye not
Veneron: Oooh! That's the kind of language we were looking for!
Dabblez: and if he is okay, give him back to us in one peiece
Eeod: und meine klamotten sind geklaut!!
Dabblez: And I ca keep scannig for "Genau!"
Veneron: It might be worth while investigating him for research purposes before his brain gets flushed by Reform.
Dabblez: He's brain already seems pretty fried
Eeod: es hat ein rettich auf mein kopf gefallen!
Veneron: Well, that's sort of our problem... We need an auto translator of some kind for this seemingly brain-fried gibberish!
Gimpa: Didn't sound like Rubi-Kan or Leet
Dabblez: Although.. in his state he might help us build a alien tongue translator
Eeod: der eisenbahn ist tiefgefroren!
Veneron: That's what I was hoping.
Dabblez: Does he sounds like the other visitors?
Veneron: There definitely are similarities, if even only for it all being incoherent.
Eeod: collapses
Eeod: i want to go home.
Dabblez: So if we get his brain into a leetbot..
Gimpa: I understood that
Dabblez: Where - is - home?
Eeod: home...
Eeod: shed..
Veneron: Is this how Eeod used to behave before that slight... misplacing of him?
Dabblez: City of Home... Broken Shores?
Veneron: takes a quick look under the table.
Dabblez: He was alwasy a bit odd. Not this odd
Gimpa: Guess 6 months in a hell hole does tuff to you
Dabblez: I suppose
Veneron: Well, I think for now he's best cared for in your hands.
Dabblez: Okay. We'll take him back to RUR HQ and start donwloading his brain
Gimpa: But what if he turns out to be the evil one?
Veneron: whispers to Annalieza: Plus, we won't have to deal with another whacko ourselves.
Dabblez: It's a cahnce we'll have to take
Gimpa: Guess so
Gimpa: How do we get him home?
Veneron: If you need heavy arms support at any point, feel free to contact either us or someone from Omni-Armed Forces.
Dabblez: Okay, I'll let you know if we find anyhting useful
Veneron: That would be great! And as soon as you have something substantial, I will raise the relevant purchase orders with our superiors.
Dabblez: Excellent
Dabblez: Hello
Leileena: Hiya
Leileena: Something wrong?
Veneron: So, thank you for tonight's meeting. And good luck with your newly found old co-worker!
Dabblez: not necessarily wrong
Gimpa: Just odd
Dabblez: we may have recovered Eeod from Rimor
Leileena: Hmm... right
Dabblez: Though there is the risk we got the wrong one
Dabblez: the evil one
Veneron: Take care citizens!
Dabblez: and he does have a beard
Dabblez: Good day officers
Leileena: Well, that's not something that's my business, nor area of expertise
Leileena: Goodluck
Dabblez: not sure it is anyone's line of expertise
Gimpa: Well. Evil or good, it is good to have a Eeod back
Eeod: Strudel
Dabblez: And a leetbot still in the shredder
Gimpa: Yeah
Eeod: shruddrs