[ALL] OTPC: State of the Corporation Speech 29484

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State of the Corporation Speech 29484
February 17, 29484 - [Global]

OTPC - State of the Corporation Speech announced. Date set for this Friday.


The office of the CEO of Omni-Tek Rubi-Ka has released plans for a public address made by the CEO Tarkhan Zora himself to the people of Omni-Tek. Every Omni-Tek employee is welcome to attend the event, which will take place in Omni-1's Entertainment district, nearby the eastern grid terminal on Friday 19th February.

The speech is expected to discuss the affairs of the corporation over the last three years.

The scheduled time of the address will be:

Atlantean: 18:00 RST
Rimor: 20:00 RST

Attendance is not mandatory, but a note will be added to Personal Corporate History for all employees not attending (if not otherwise participating in corporate endeavors).

[Ukblizzard]

*sends a memo to all members of her department and puts out a feed on Channel42*

(( I cannot believe that Ura and I are going to miss this.. 3 years in waiting and we are out the country that day!! Someone best log it and take screenshots ))

[Gimpeline]

((You know me. I log everything))

[JenShay]

((Hmm...?))

*Makes plans to go there under guise.*

[Saetos]

I'd love to hear what Zora says, seeing as how he's said jack crap these last few years.

[trousers]

(( I hope he gets Ross'ed... ))

[Effrit]

(( I hope he gets Ross'ed... ))

((ditto'd. Also I can just see how its going to go...

Zora: "But, but but...I dont like doing this it goes against all the rules of being an evil vindicative shadowy dictator."
Muffled voice of an advisor: mumble mumble mumble...
Zora: "Oh so this is the part where i get to gloat evillly over everyones misfortunes?"
*OTPC advisor runs over*
OTPC Advisor: "Um sir... The mic was on when you said all that..."
Zora: Ah.
*A slow minute passes*
Zora: Well i think thats enough for this years state of the corporation speech. See you all again next year, when we hopefully wont have any technical difficulties.
*Zora waves and ducks the first thrown shoe, before standing up looking for the culprit only to be hit in the face by the second.*
Zora: OW! shoot him! Shoot them all!
*Unicorns surge forwards*

Thats what i reckon will happen.

On a more serious note, it will be interesting to read a log of what he says.))

[FoosballX]

(( I hope he gets Ross'ed... ))

((Oh that would be awesome! Personally I would like to see an alien attack and a possible public probing of Zora. Something totally new and unexpected.

If this speech is anything is like his last speech or at least the one on rk2, the log will be the only thing you'll be able to read unless you're a speed reader.
But since I'm not ready for a forum infraction I'll shut up now. I'm just wondering if my participation box will still be checked come Saturday.))

[PhoenixOfAges]

((Oh that would be awesome! Personally I would like to see an alien attack and a possible public probing of Zora. Something totally new and unexpected.

Whip out that variable friction jelly but watch out for those alien probes.

[Gimpeline]

Only a few days left.
Make-up, outfit, nails...
So much to do. I better get started
*clears the callendar*

[noomrevlis]

lol