Spank Me Please

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 5th, 2002, 00:37:19

Had an interesting idea....I am usually considered a Martyr so here you can get out your aggressions and spank me or beat me with a stick....

/me pulls aside his robes and bends over...

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 5th, 2002, 00:54:18

/me readies the numbing salve

**Ukblizzard** · Oct 5th, 2002, 01:00:41

*looks for supply of choc chip muffins to throw...

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 5th, 2002, 01:05:52

/me finishes baking muffins with his "special" recipe and hands them to Ukblizzard

**Ukblizzard** · Oct 5th, 2002, 01:37:52

*looks at the salami in the muffins and runs to the bathroom

**Blade / Silke X** · Oct 5th, 2002, 08:59:41

*kicks ass*

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 5th, 2002, 09:05:06

/me gets out some aggression of his own felt towards Silke X, casts "Chant of Effortless Strikes" and proceeds to smack him silly

**Blade / Silke X** · Oct 5th, 2002, 09:27:36

*gets out a bigass horsewhip and smacks you up real good with it*

**Karanya** · Oct 5th, 2002, 09:31:46

*takes a dull, somewhat rusty paring knife, and gives Dfalcour the gift of.. a mouth*

--K

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 5th, 2002, 20:24:50

/me grabs the nearest strand of barbed wire and choke slams Silke X with it hopefully damaging his vocal cords beyond repair.

/me coughs up blood and tries to use his new found mouth before realizing that the muscles in his face are so screwed up from the 100 other clan plastic surgeons who had tried to give him "perfection" but instead scared him beyond repair.

/me sews up his face again with a toothpick and some floss.

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 10th, 2002, 19:15:31

*brings out wine and cheese and places them next to the assortment of paddles*

Maybe this will make it more enjoyable, now it's a party wheeeeee!!

**Ukblizzard** · Oct 10th, 2002, 20:59:59

*Settles down with a bottle of dfalcour's wine and eats the choc chip muffins I just baked*

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 10th, 2002, 21:34:28

*waves to Ukblizzard*
Always a pleasure to see you my dear.

*opens another bottle enjoying it's aroma and samples some cheese and chocolate muffins*

**Karanya** · Oct 11th, 2002, 05:20:26

And how, pray tell, are you sampling the cheese and muffins?

Poking crumbs in between the stitches?

--K

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 11th, 2002, 06:30:59

ahhh..well, you underestimate the sensetivity of one's ears and nose, though not as satisfying as one's mouth they are still the 2nd and third most sensitive parts of one's body....

**______Dragon Falcour** · Oct 11th, 2002, 18:16:26

you should watch as I sneeze it's pretty impressive site really...

**_______________Ekata** · Oct 13th, 2002, 02:03:13

/me starts to pull out the stick to spank Dragon Falcour, but decides that a better punishment would be NOT to spank him

and leaves him with his pants down

**Ukblizzard** · Oct 23rd, 2002, 18:48:45

*runs to the store to get another bottle of wine*

**lilnymph** · Oct 24th, 2002, 10:24:34

is it just me or did anyone else detect a slight decline in moral standards with the name of this thread?

Hugs (or spanks if you prefer them

)

lilnymph

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