... to kill invasive neighbors. Or should I say, the parasites that live in the flat above mine.
I'm sick of not sleeping more than 4 hours a night since they're back for their studies. I'm still half a student myself, but that's really going above all I've known...
I'm also sick of hearing them throwing their chairs against the walls, listen to crappy music way too loud, singing like drunken cats scorched alive (they can't carry a tune and when they're more than 5 people it's even worse), sodomize their dog and rolling their furniture across the whole room. Because, honestly, they must be doing all of this, to be able to make so much noise when (we counted, according to the voices we could hear) they're only 4 or 5 people in their flat.
Even with 15 people around me for my birthday weren't we able to compete with them on this point. And they were all professional tabletop roleplayers, which means a lot about our ability to be noisy.
Killing spree scheduled tonight for 8 pm GMT.
/rant mode off. Need coffee to keep me awake!