Dear Omni-Pol,
News of your unreasonably harsh stance over parking tickets and assorted traffic violations has had a devastating effect on my company's, RUR, productivity. Many of our employees have refused to come into work saying that they were too depressed to even get out of bed.
I mean really, us scientists and engineer have better things to worry about than parking tickets. If it wasn't us there wouldn't even be any vehicles to park, legally or otherwise. Heck, come to think of it, there wouldn't even be a Rubi-Ka without our machines and inventions, not one people could live on at any rate.
All we are asking for is a little consideration. If you really have to fine someone over traffic violations fine the Shades - they are weird and should not have been allowed out of the Shadowlands in the first place. Or you can fine Meta-physicists, they can fly right so they don't even need cars.
Best Regards,
Dabblez