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  1. #81
    but moving on....

    Yo' mama is so stupid, that when they said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon.
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  3. #83
    Ok what's goin on here?? How come everytime I post the thread dies?? Do I Smell? It's my face isn't it, It's my face you dont' wanna look at my ugly face......*covers his face and runs off crying like a school girl.....hmmmm,like a school girl wearing a school uniform.....erhmmm continues running*

  4. #84
    no its not your face, dont be silly... its the stench...
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  5. #85
    Originally posted by Centurion3
    no its not your face, dont be silly... its the stench...
    Frankly, i think its the personality...
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  6. #86
    and the face alittle bit...
    "Yesterday we bowed before kings and bent our necks to emperors, today we kneel only before truth"

  7. #87
    Originally posted by BoomDoom


    Frankly, i think its the personality...
    LOL I wouldn't doubt it, I went to introduse myself to my neighbors last month and He choke slammed me across his living room into a wall......I'm not a bad person one of those "Crazy Geniuses" maybe alittle on the eccentric side but not bad, just like to have fun :O)
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  8. #88
    hmm no mouth = no food = your a walking corpse. what smell? decaying flesh smell. try watching resident evil the movie while eating a hearty meal and you'll know what i see when i see your face. you disgust me!

    Last edited by Cronos; Oct 11th, 2002 at 05:56:33.
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  9. #89
    I dunno, I kinda think undead are sexy.

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  10. #90
    I, for one, enjoy a romping morgue party just as much as the next fellow, but the undead ... now that's just wrong.
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  11. #91
    Originally posted by Skeena
    I, for one, enjoy a romping morgue party just as much as the next fellow, but the undead ... now that's just wrong.
    Um, yeah.

    My brain hurts...
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  12. #92
    Mmmmm... braaaaaainzzzz...

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  13. #93
    OMG get this girl some caffine, I can't beleive your even attempting such a feat, someone needs to check on her at the end of the day to make sure SHE doesn't turn undead too.....Hang in there Jynne!!

  14. #94
    heheh I had forgotton all about this thread

    Well, my week long exile from AO, for reasons of work and girlfriends visiting, is over, so this girl is back and ready for action (or, if I play the way I did last night, ready to get her ass handed to her by the next boss mob she fights hehe).

    Work has settled back down into being boring so I wont bore you with that. Anyone doing anyhing interesting? or have any fun websites for me to look at while pretending to be finishing a report (what the HECK do the directors DO with all these reports? Wall paper their offices? make paper airplanes?).

    Hugs

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    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
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  15. #95
    What do the Directors do? One of 2 things: (i) erase your name and type theirs, thereby validating to shareholders that they actually ARE worth the 6-figures they're paid; and (ii) file it away nice and neat, and if ***** ever hits the fan, they can cite your report and thereby transfer liability to their subordinates. Gotta love the business world!

    My nomination for one of the funiest sites on the web:

    http://www.duhaime.org/lawsuit.htm

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  16. #96
    A woman in Israel is suing a TV station and its weatherman for $1,000 after he predicted a sunny day and it rained. The woman claims the forecast caused her to leave home lightly dressed. As a result, she caught the flu, missed 4 days of work, spent $38 on medication and suffered stress. (Source: CALA)
    thats rich!
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  17. #97
    oh heres something random, i was driving along and the guy in the lane to my left, well...his tire rim falls off and rolls about 20 feet. i was gonna honk and tell him but he was too far away. lol. see something new every day.
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  18. #98
    another boring day at work, so, for your enjoyment :

    These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent -- don't miss the last one.

    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15.
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.


    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


    Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?


    Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: Thirty-eight or 35, I can't remember which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: Forty-five years.


    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
    A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A: My name is Susan.


    Q: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?


    Q: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
    Q: Were you present at the time your picture was taken?


    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And what were you doing at that time?


    Q: She had three children, right?
    A: Yes.
    Q: How many were boys?
    A: None.
    Q: Were there any girls?


    Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
    A: By death.
    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


    Q: Can you describe the individual?
    A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
    Q: Was this a male or a female?


    Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
    A: No, this is how I always dress when I go to work.


    Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


    Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    A: Oral.


    Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
    Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
    A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.



    Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.
    Q: So, then, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    A: No.
    Q: How can you be so sure, doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere
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    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
    Originally posted by Cz
    The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!

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  19. #99

    Thumbs up Thanks lily...

    That cheered up my day!
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  20. #100
    Hugs, I try my best to spread a little happyness around.

    Hugs

    lilnymph
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    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
    Originally posted by Cz
    The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!

    40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
    Style over Substance

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