OMGZ there's a faint light at the end of the tunnel after all?!
Since, obviously, you don't consider FA an appropirate resolutions for ranged advies, how about giving us something akin docs pistols. With one pvm proc on each and the third firing off in pvp only when the first two overlap
(The idea's been blatently stolen from an orgmate, thanks Moohs )
And fix our perks please!