Bride of Ergo Q&A

[Dabblez]

Ladies and gentlefolk,

RUR requires your assistance of delicate matter. We have been tasked with creating a mate, a bride even, for the cybernetic entity known as Ergo.

The trouble is we don't really quite know what Ergo's "type" is, what makes him tick, what get's him al hot and bothered.

This is where you come in. Over the course of the next weeks or even months we will be asking questions to you the community about Ergo which hopefully will assist us coming up with the right profile for the bride of Ergo.

So let's start with the basics.

Question 1: What should bride of Ergo look like?

A couple suggestions in the office have been "shaped like a floating egg, but pink" or "Something like Jessica Rabbit, but with bigger... ears".

For any one here who has actually talked can got to know to Ergo, what do you think she should look like?

Answers bellow please.

[Gunfytr]

A silver beachball with big....ears?

[Dabblez]

That is a definite possibiity, Gunfytr.

[Astera]

I would like payment for this if you use the idea, because we pulled the mainframe at RP HQ off of priority tasks to see what it could come up with for you.

Bride of Ergo

[Tarondal]

Ooh la LA, Astera!

[Dabblez]

Outstanding Astera, except for that payment part. This realy isn't a commercial project. But who knows Ergo might give you a ring or two if he's happy. He likes to give rings to people.

[Astera]

A mention in the credits or a few cases of RUR cola would suffice. We've been feeding it to denizens of Rubi-Ka to watch their reactions. Ever see an intestinal horror vomit? It's a riot.

[Dabblez]

I think we can spare a few cases of RUR.cola for such a good cause.

[aleilynn]

How about something decorative and techie like, say, a blonde in a labcoat? Perhaps with a large ribbon.

[Dabblez]

How about something decorative and techie like, say, a blonde in a labcoat?

No, no, that would never work.

I think we can move on to the next question. Obviously we need to program Bride of Ergo's personality needs to be compatible with Ergo himself.

Question 2: What are key personality traits should Bride of Ergo be given?

[Gimpeline]

Number one must be good listener.
You can't live with Egro if you are not

[Astera]

and the ability to shut off her listening devices at will.

Might want to give her some intolerance towards Ergo's Yutto friend that won't get a job or move out.

[Dabblez]

Moving on then. It is said that the secret of a lasting relationship is shared interests.

Question 3: What interests and hobbies should we program Bride of Ergo to have?

[Xeenah]

I guess she should be interested in philosophy, rethorics, history and generally what Ergo is fond of. Shared interests, y'know.

And like Yutto's songs. Definitly.

[Gunfytr]

And like Yutto's songs. Definitly.

Wow, I'd like to see the program for THAT!

[Dabblez]

Wow, I'd like to see the program for THAT!

That's not as hard as it migth sound. The trick is accustic transposition. You write a program to map certain notes, keys and tonalities to a different,more agreeable set. It can pretty much salvage any kind of music other than William Shatner.

[Gunfytr]

It can pretty much salvage any kind of music other than William Shatner.

((HEY!! His version of Lucy in the sky rocked!! Ok, maybe it didnt...maybe it wasnt the best....OK!! I wanted to tear my ears off! But Kirk still rules!))

[Dabblez]

((HEY!! His version of Lucy in the sky rocked!!

Not so much "rocked" as "wrecked".

[Dabblez]

Question 4: What name should we give Bride of Ergo?

[Noxira]

Ogre!