All's fair in love and war?
by An Onymous
Agrestus, the name alone must ring lots of bells about how he might have killed his wife to date Mirura, and then started cheating on mirura with several other women, including Omni-Mining's Keanne.
And as if that wasn't enough, it seems he got engaged with that Mirura chick, while recently having married his colleague from Third Faction, Lasliana during some neutral "get drunk and fence-sit" rights day party. Top that off with Agrestus hunting down his fiancee Mirura for supposed criminal facts (what's wrong agrestus? she told her bookreading club you got problems getting "up"?) and you got yourself a pure storyline for a soap serie.
But what would agrestus be without a different side than lovemaking... It seems his calendar must be set wrong, cause he's been slaying before the season to go slaying comes on.
No-one seems to know how Agrestus got his job as neutral security minister, nor what happened to Iaitoo suddenly... Well we know! Apparently Iaitoo was abducted by Agrestus and held captive somewhere secret by his accomplices, then broke free, and now is apparently forced still to lie about what happened.
Thinking Agrestus just slipped up once? oh no! we heard from an eye-witness clan fixer that we'll call M., that Agrestus a while ago in Newland started beating up and kicking notorious clan fixer and shining light for many Playboyfixer while he was quickly passing through. M. claims that Agrestus suddenly while passing the fixer just lashed out, repeatedly punching the unarmed and unharmful fixer.
It seems like Toog needs to seriously re-evaluate his ministers before things get out of hand...
Will Agrestus kill citizens soon? How will his love-affairs end? Why do the neutrals need rights? Read it all in ChitChat magazines!
