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    Talking ChitChat magazine, edition 32

    The truth is out here
    by An Onymous

    Several stories ago, one name caught alot of attention, that name being no less than Newland's Security Minister Agrestus. Most nowadays know him for cheating on his lovers, killing one wife in order to get another, and other devious stuff.

    Well now, don't be surprised, he probably still cheats on his lovers, and surely does other devious stuff, however he never killed any of his wives....yet....
    That was all a devious concoction built up by none other than ChitChat news after being contacted by the terrorists chasing him and mirura down, to make them believe they could tell this news magazine what to write and how to write it, in order to then get enough info on them, so the ICC DoI could go for the bust. Which worked very well too! as reliable sources told us all the terrorists are apprehended, and the world is once again safe!

    Well, not really safe as long as Omni-Tek roams around, but at least a bit safer in some way.

    What's happening around Rubi-Ka now then? Well, there were some faint whispers the missing Playboyfixer might have been spotted in the outzones, although unconfirmed. Other than that Mirura seems to be going on the bad path of life, or good path, depending on your views.

    As for Agrestus, it's told around that he currently has his eyes set on none other than omni-mining director Keanne, omni-pol officer Themajor, Lylenna and his admiral from Third Faction, Selcha Doree from IRRK reportings, Velysia of the DoI, and last but not least.... even the feared Jaunay of Red Freedom!

    Big list indeed, but very surprising to see Themajor on there, as reports also tell that Agrestus himself passed a law that no armored omni-pol may enter Newland in any way, or they'll be booted out on sight again!

    Will agrestus manage to get a date with any of them? Is mirura angry she's already an ex? Is it true Agrestus wears G-strings on the job? Read it all on chitchat magazines! (possible pictures on the G-string if available)

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    when will the people stop buying this full of gibberish magazine?
    The Red Brotherhood

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    Hmm, quite a list. Wonder how he find the time to do minister things..
    RK1 - Atlantean
    Lise "Gimpeline" Everwhite - Omni - Level 220/30/70 Martial artist
    Rudolph "Nissemann" Juhl - Omni- Level 220/30/70 Engineer
    Omni-Mining
    Mary "Gimpa" Wormwood 2xx/30/xx Advy R.U.R
    Josephine "Gimpyposer" Dredd 21x/30/70 mp Omni-Pol
    Jarwar 2xx/30/xx Crat Wanderers Sanctuary
    Proud member of Leet Protection Agency

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    Bad path of life? Oh come on now.

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