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    ChitChat magazine, edition 28

    Propaganda is deadly.
    by B. Iteme

    Recent surveys have showed out that Propaganda, be it clan, neutral or omni, is lethal. It might in fact kill you even in the seemingly most peaceful areas.

    Causes of death involve: reading a propaganda flyer and receiving a lethal paper cut; reading it without noticing you're about to fall into water, and thus drown if you're unable to swim; reading it and running into an ill-tempered atrox or cyborg that doesn't appreciate you bumping into him, thus killing you; as well as shouting the propaganda lines into the faces of the enemy, causing them to kill you.

    Propaganda's not all that bad though, as such it might make you lots of new friends! Be it enemies joining your side, or you joining their side.

    Will we see an influx of propagandistic deaths? Is omni-tek or clan better in propaganda? Go find out yourself you lazy bums!

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    I've heard that WRITING propaganda can be bad for ur health, too.
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    *sharpens her Crispy Chiropteras, lovingly polishing the blades to a deadly shine*

    I wonder if reporters bleed propaganda or normal blood......

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