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OMNI-REFORM DATABASE PROTOCOL SYSTEM DOWNLOADED
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File Encryption : hacked
Public Announcement system failsafe's have been deactivated
......U(*DSAFJJJS_(&D....)(SD >........ *fizz crackle*........
UNLAWFUL INTRANET ENTRY, OMNI-POL WILL BE ALERTED TO YOUR PRESENCE IN 5....4......3...
*fizz crackle* "Tappert, where'd you put that big shar.....OW!"....*fizz crackle*....
SYSTEM TAMPERED.... NEW INITIALIZATION AND INPUTS ADDED...NEW PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT SYSTEM ON ALL MISSION TERMINALS NOW READS AS FOLLOWS :-
Hello Citizens,
DO YOU REALIZE?.....
That if Rubika *had* any children, some of them might be orphans!!!
And that if we had orphans....you, the taxpaying public would have to fund shelter and orphanages for them???
Where is that money going?
And,
That if we had pets that werent nano destroyed after a period of time, we'd have stray pets?!!! We'd need little "Rage Materialization Shelters" and "Buearaucrat Assistant Home" 's!!
Where's all the tax payers money for that going?????
Well, look no more people, i've found a worthy and needy cause.....
The ***"Lev Yalmaha Donation Fund"***
Hacked into, altered and now approved by Omni-Reform, the Lev Fund for a yalmaha has been a long and dedicated cause for the plight of Lev's everywhere that suffer from a bone crushing disease known as "repetitive leg-strain injury" or, in laymen's terms...."run-ning".
To help promote Lev Yalmaha need awareness, we, Omni-Reform are producing facts, figures and fund raising events to get you, the public, to put your hands into your pockets and help the people in need.
Such facts like....
"DID YOU KNOW?"
- ...That if 100 people gave Lev 45k, he'd have enough for a 4.5+million Yalmaha?
- ...Or that similarly, if 45 people gave Lev 100k, he have the same amount????!
- ...That a gigantic leap in runspeed would make him even more rich since the running time per mission would be cut by 3/4's....
- ...That Lev would look WAY WAY cool.....
Also, (and finally)
Lev is helping promoting this thru sponsored events to raise awareness.
If *YOU* would like to think up a weird thing for him to do, or an event for him to do that you would donate money for his fund to, then please feel free to give him a /tell
PLEASE, give generously. People out there take flying for granted, not Lev. For his is the cause, and a noble cause it is. the name to contact is levrivers, that name again, levrivers.
Show your heart, show your wealth and most importantly, show your generousity. The bigger the contribution, the more recognition you will recieve on this thread as the adventure continues, to bring a Yalmaha to a needy cause.
I thankyou, goodnight Rubi-Ka..
*fizz crackle*
...)(*D&F)*DSF+DF......System regaining control
"You think that was okay Tapp?"
"I think you should've stuck with your 'lev for emperor campaign"
"doh....well....ACK, look out, its the fuzz!"
"Omni-pol! RUN!"
*fizz crackle*