To my dearest little darling,
I am so sorry that I will not be able to be there when you get your first Reet Tech Junior, or that I will not be there to help you with your first NCU Belt. I have been afraid to tell you that I have slowly been dying for a while now. I know that I looked healthy and strong and firm, but that was only to outsiders. In reality, I have been suffering from a long term illness called Nerfism.
It started long ago when I suddenly forgot how to boost computer literacy in others. It was a terrible day but I got over it and continued with my life, plagued with those who still thought I could do that. Then, not so long ago, another terrible thing happened. Suddenly, my ability to heal was greatly reduced and the backlash damage to me was terrible, just terrible. I tried to explain this new problem I had to others to see if I could get help, but no one understood and mearly accused me of wanting to be more powerful then everyone else. I had a much harder time doing things on my own after that and had no choice but to team up with others if I wanted to do anything, but I survived. Then, shortly after that calamity, I found that my nano programs were much less effective and more easily resisted by those I hunted.
And now my dearest one, something has happened that is the death of me. My ability to pull information from others has been been damaged to the point that I see no more reason to live. There are comflicting reports that some in my chosen profession are able to only retain the information for just a few seconds while others report the ability to only draw half as much information. Either way, I am afraid to check and see for I know the trueth will be much more horrible then imagined. I go now into the trackless and unknown outlands so that I might fad away and disappear away from your loving eyes.
Your Love,
Trader
P.S. - Please honey, whatever you do, do not help start or spread this terrible disease called Nerfism (sometimes called PVP balancing). I know you can grow up into a beautiful woman and will learn to work around your shortcomings and how to overcome those who are perceived as stronger.