The SoS Presents: The Pity Party

[Sanqq]

Have you had a bad day? Have you had a bad week? Has this past year just not been what you expected? Come find comfort with the Society of Salvation and DJ Ivanelme of Gridstream Productions. The Society of Salvation will be providing w(h)ine and (Bronto) Cheese to stave off the miserable experiences of hunger and thirst. We will also have a creative story-telling contest to see who has had the worst day. So, on Saturday, May 10 29482, at 2000 RST, come join the Society of Salvation at the Face of Tragedy at 1300 by 2655 in Mort. If you are so depressed that you cannot endeavor to make the trip to this location, we will have engineers available to put you out of your misery and provide transportation.

[Sanqq]

As a courtesy reminder, there is less than twenty-four hours until the commencement of this event. If you have experienced a terrible week, this would be an opportunity to tell everyone about it.

--Ferrex

[Angellis]

If you aren't there now you are missing it.