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Thread: [RK2] IRRK: Emergency Broadcast System Report

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    Independent Reporters of Rubi-Ka Editor: IRRK's Avatar

    [RK2] IRRK: Emergency Broadcast System Report

    Long range monitors detecting large hostile force approaching the planet.

    Calculating Approach Vector

    Estimated time of completion: 30/04/84 18:02:43 RST

    All Planetary Defenses Prepare to Intercept

    Planetary Defenses Engaging Hostiles

    Calculating Break Point Approach Vectors

    Estimated time remaining: 24 hours

    Planetary Defenses Breached

    Estimated Approach Vectors found

    Scanning Zones For Hostile Incursion Coordinates

    Estimated Time Remaining: 2 hours

    Estimated Time Remaining: 1 hour

    All Defenders are asked to ready themselves!

    Estimated Time Remaining: 30 minutes

    Hostile Incursion Located

    Suppression Zone: Mort
    Coordinates: 3459 1174

    All Defenders report to remove the hostile threat!

    Scans Detect Hostile Incursion Threat Has Been Neutrilized

    The many governments of Rubi-Ka Thank all defenders for their brave actions.
    Last edited by Editor: IRRK; Apr 30th, 2010 at 21:09:31.

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    *spits to the left and nods*

    Time to get the piss out, folks.
    Towerblock, 220/30/70 Engineer
    President of Steadfast

    And way too many alts...

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    (( Time Conversion: Friday, April 30 2010 at 2pm Eastern Time.

    RKST is Rubi-Ka Standard Time which is pegged to GMT.))

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    Question

    Whats going on is there a large alien attack coming or something?

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    Hmmm.. better start oilin the weapons....

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    With any luck it will be something interesting, or at the very least a cause of complaints from people enjoying a spot of sunbathing in Borealis.
    Omutb - President - Ring of Destruction

    If you only knew the power of the Frosted Strawberry Poptart....

    "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead." - because Wales just isnt a country

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    All Marines, prepare to drop...

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    Its just been revoked!
    This was what I was wearing. Tell me I asked for it

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    Santa is early this year..
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    I heard they were coming to claim your cookies
    Omutb - President - Ring of Destruction

    If you only knew the power of the Frosted Strawberry Poptart....

    "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead." - because Wales just isnt a country

    Chernobyl, providing the freshest bottled water since 1986, for that healthy green glow.

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    Given the chance, I'm tempted to throw a bag of cookies into the middle of the thickest group of them, just to see how many he will toss about to get to em. Could be fun.
    Towerblock, 220/30/70 Engineer
    President of Steadfast

    And way too many alts...

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    Giant nerfninja dev. raid on bor. no cookiez for you. ROLLBACK '10 incoming, RUN!!!!!!!!
    /me gets in line for shirt
    Last edited by Capncaveman; Apr 30th, 2010 at 02:29:41.
    what if the hokey pokey?...is what its all about
    I AM BORED!!!!
    Capnsfix, Capncaveman, Denamari, Monkeylips, and boatloads of others
    Insanity inc. still waiting on our in game strait jacket

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    ...Damn. Its happening after all.

    *glances down at his newest acquisitions.*

    Looks like you guys wont have to wait too long to spill blood.

    I'M READY! BRING IT ON! BRING IT ON!
    Last edited by Firestorm518; Apr 30th, 2010 at 06:58:27. Reason: bwahahaha

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    "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Only way to be sure"
    ZeePhonz :: 220/30/70 Adventurer
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    ZeeDaKeep :: 220/30/70 Keeper
    Cratscan :: 220/30/70 Bureaucrat
    ZeeStabbie :: 220/30/65 Shade
    ZeeInstein :: 220/21/60 Engineer


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    Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

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    Omg!!! Omg!!! The world will end! Aliens are comming, aliens are comming! Ruuuun!

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    (( OOC: I think the radars are picking up readings from Means traktor.
    Last edited by Qianjin; Apr 30th, 2010 at 12:38:33.
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    and a few more lowbie alts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeephonz View Post
    "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Only way to be sure"
    ( Hahahahahahaha! You hack!)
    Towerblock, 220/30/70 Engineer
    President of Steadfast

    And way too many alts...

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    (( so simultaneous attacks on Rk1 and Rk2? ))

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    (( This is an RK2 Specific news story, so I'm guessing RK2 only. ))
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    (( This could've been more fun if it was a "Let's See Who Can Get the Most Manpower for Lootrights"-event.))
    Ofab - Doctor [e]
    Clipfury - Soldier
    R22866281602 - Bureaucrat
    Icey2 - Soldier [deleted]
    First to receive an infraction worth 1337 points.

    Bump this thread for Black Atroxes!

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