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    A New Quest

    Your favorite snazzy Fixer..Hershel Jurik the FAB-U-LOUS Kasimir, needs a new title to go next to that sexay blond visage grinnin at you all..so here's the deal..come up with the best title for my posts, and you win a prize! It's probably complete garbage, because that's all i have, but hey what have you got to lose? you TOO could win a half-eaten Bronto Burger with cheese, or an Instruction Disk for a nano 50 QLs below you that you'll never use..come on..you know you wanna....
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  2. #2
    You're a fixer.

    Why are you considering anything else apart from....

    "Summon that ammo, baby!"

  3. #3
    What about 'The poor man's Hukk'?
    Hukk [Gear] - Teh handsome

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    "faster than a speeding bullet stuck in warpdrive"

    ...that just might be a couple of letters too long, though.
    I don't remember where it is capped.

    "Fixer Kasimir, fixer Kasimir! Doing what a fixer can"

    "Fixer Professional"

    "Fixer UnProfessional"

    "Smurf" (only if you got GA)

    "Smurf I" (or II, III, IV, depending on your GA status)

    "Snazzy Fixer"

    "Snazzy Kasimir"

    "Kasimir, the snazzy fixer"

    "Kasimir, your snazzy neighbourhhood fixer"

    "...want....higher...postcount..."

    "Got my 1k postcountboard"

    "Check out my cool title!"

    "couldn't find any better boardtitle"

  5. #5
    "This Space For Rent"

    "Your Name Here"

    "Hi. My name is Stud"

  6. #6
    I like 'Fixer UnProfessional'.
    ~~~~~
    Katelin "Missmaul" Locknane -Sloooowly climbing her way out of the dank pits of gimpness. But stil crazy. Ya know...just in case you cared.

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    I need one too- only 68 posts left!

    My ideas...

    "Sleep? Pfft."
    "Sleep? Pssh."
    "Sleep is for the weak"
    "A couple corn dogs short of a picnic"
    "Pusher Robot"
    "Shover Robot"
    "Pushing will protect you."
    "Flying Leet"
    "Happy and Flying"
    "NEED MUNEY PLZ"
    "eep eep"
    "Caffeine is your friend"
    "A non-missioner's 1k token board"
    "Insomniac"
    "leet is the way of the walk"
    "I don't need sleep, and I'm proud of it"
    "Meow."
    "Worshipper of the Great Purple Flying Leet"
    "Huh?"
    "If you're reading this, you're too close"
    And last but not least
    "I can't decide on a 1k post title"




    (Maybe I'll just alternate weekly...)
    ~~~~~
    Katelin "Missmaul" Locknane -Sloooowly climbing her way out of the dank pits of gimpness. But stil crazy. Ya know...just in case you cared.

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    "Can I have your stuff?"

    "Will sing for money"

    "bump if you like my colors"

    "Pusher robot is evil"

    "Don't trust the pusher robot"

    "Please stand next to a stair"

    "All your pusherrobots are belong to us"

    "All your leet are belong to adventurers"

    "I spend too much time on the boards"

    "My REAL postcount is actually <insert big number here>"

    "[.url]www.something.com[/url]"

    "Miss OmniTek"

    "Will bump for credits"

    "WTB GA IV"

    "122 ENF LFG" (or any other combination of prof/lvl. This should be updated regularely, though)

    "Member of the famous Revelutionary fanclub"

    Will post more when I think of more.

  9. #9
    Originally posted by MissMaul
    I need one too- only 68 posts left!

    "NEED MUNEY PLZ"
    I lub dat one. Also possible is

    "PLZ LET ME TAG"
    "NEED ESSENEC PLZ"
    "PLZ DON'T SHOOT"

    And of course..

    "SOW PLZ"
    Intenseheat: Omni MA, ph33r teh ub3r l337
    Preeminence: Omni crat - hopelessly gimped - lost 180K IP trying to reset skills - ph33r teh ub3r t33th
    Omniwins: Omni soldier, always winning

    I'm just an ass that happens to be smart.

  10. #10
    Originally posted by MissMaul
    I like 'Fixer UnProfessional'.
    lol Nettie and Arg wuld get a kick outta that...and MIssmaul wins! I gotta see what kinda crud I have laying around..or maybe I can blitz something

    edit: Guess what? Professional is censored out in the titles..must be an anti-fraud thing or something..blah..
    Last edited by Kasimir; Sep 21st, 2002 at 17:29:13.
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  11. #11
    Still working on my list:

    Mob in the Goo
    ~~~~~
    Katelin "Missmaul" Locknane -Sloooowly climbing her way out of the dank pits of gimpness. But stil crazy. Ya know...just in case you cared.

  12. #12
    For me:

    [color] user/abuser
    Sims junkie
    The Color Queen
    three-headed-monkey
    Sleep is for the-zzz
    Meeshmowr
    ~~~~~
    Katelin "Missmaul" Locknane -Sloooowly climbing her way out of the dank pits of gimpness. But stil crazy. Ya know...just in case you cared.

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