Sending "don't get that fixer, he's a complete ass over" ot seeking team where he'd just announced he was lft instead of in team channel.
Had some other unfortunate ones as well but don't want to think off those again
Sending "don't get that fixer, he's a complete ass over" ot seeking team where he'd just announced he was lft instead of in team channel.
Had some other unfortunate ones as well but don't want to think off those again
Today, OT Leaders channel: Not like I've ever watched porn or anything, mind you.. *cough*
Oops.
--K
Today on The Descendants org channel:
Me: Oooh! My macho man-lovemuffin!
Me: Oops. err... mt.
My entire guild: LOL!
Heh, I meant it as a tell a friend I hadn't seen in a while.
This is an exact quote.
I msged her and she did /r with this.
[friend]: r be lucky your a male... bf just came over and a** f***ed me... i feel like i need to take a **** bad..lol...*whimpers*
[friend]: ACKK
[friend]: MT
to [friend]: OMG
to [friend]: hahahahahahaha
[friend]: *blushes*
[friend]: *blushes*
[friend]: you didn't hear that...
to [friend]: suuureeeeee
[friend]:
to [friend]: *screen shots*
to [friend]:
[friend]: NOOO
to [friend]: feeling better?
[friend]: im hunched over a table right now.. wwith a sticky a**... and going to the bathroom alot
[friend]: how would you feel
to [friend]: oh omg
to [friend]: aww
[friend]: lol, i feel like throwing a ice pack between the cheeks of my a**
to [friend]: aww.
to [friend]: i'm terribly sorry for your.......pain
[friend]: i can't sit :P
to [friend]: you tell your friend you mted?
[friend]: yeah
[friend]: he laughed at me
[friend]: bastard
I'm sorry! Gomen!
i remember back when i was level 45, and finished a mission out by MMD.
I saved there, and decided to try some pvp.
I got my ass handed to me by a level 40 MA,
I asked the person a couple questions after the fight and then headed back to NLC.
I wasn't actually mad, but felt like talking some smack about the person who beat me to my brother, though /tell.
Well, i didn't realize it, but the several messages i sent were replied with a , "excuse me?"
OOPS!, MT!
{Beyond the Drunken Master, is the Plastered Master} Lilasiandude 216 MA
Proud Member of Storm, and the Betty Ford Clinic
-Sllammer 216 enf. - Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! Click!
BE STORM
LOL
"I came here to kick some *** and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
"I am the Alpha and the Omega, The beginning and the end, the first and the last"
Killer 66%
Explorer 66%
Achiever 53%
Socializer 13%
Nothinman, that is the greatest pic in the history of ao. It should be on the box of shadowlands.
~Streaz~
"Self Proclaimed Fixer God since Jan 2002"
Note: This account was stolen from me by someone I thought I could trust. I didn't realize what was going on untill someone from my guild contacted me and let me know what was happening. Funcom was gracious enough to give the account back to me, the original owner, but the account is deactivated for the time being and my main concern was just getting it out of the hands of an unsavory character. Sorry for the drama.
-Streaz
rectum
I was gonna have fun with a guild m8, but mt a url to a medical page about "rectum itching and what to do" to the 1-50 trade channel...
Got 20 tells later from ppl wondering if my rectum was itching...
Rectum = a.. (but it gets *****'d out on forum)
ROFL I agreeNothinman, that is the greatest pic in the history of ao. It should be on the box of shadowlands.
Aaron Simons Harkonnen
my two big ones:
in mmd wiht a guildie, i was going to ask this soldier to duel who was standing right in front of me so i try to /tell my guild friend "ok i'm gonna ask this soldier to duel, so you jump the hell out of him after we go in" but of course i said it in vicinity right in front of the soldier LOL
my other really strange one... was supposed to be a /tell but i said it in team chat "tell me who's your daddy and what does he do" kept the team laughing for a while
LMAOOriginally posted by Qui-Athillon
I was gonna have fun with a guild m8, but mt a url to a medical page about "rectum itching and what to do" to the 1-50 trade channel...
Got 20 tells later from ppl wondering if my rectum was itching...
Rectum = a.. (but it gets *****'d out on forum)
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Ok how many people get this mt
?o
?r
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1) Well i was in a team, and we were waiting for some members to get back from afk before we take the boss.
so i decided to talk to a friend....
here was mine
?r yeah my sex life sucks too, its been over a year now.
then i have all these horny b@stards sending me tells
2) (meant to go to guild) O This team is a bunch of ****** idiots, and this n00b tank, im going to let him get aggro, and not heal any of them.
Well what am i to do??
i unplugged my internet connection lol..
and didn't logg for a few hours later
3)Got Stuck in a 0% zone.
/petition Im stuck in a wall
There is 2 petitions in front of yours
/tell [friend] ok i petitioned
[ARK] Hi im Ark so and so, are you in a safe place so we can talk?
to [ARK] /r LOL we should gank him when he come to help me
to [ARK] DOH MT!!!
thats about it
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oh i forgot one
this wasn't really a mistel, but a bug in the game.
We had this person in our team, who was acting like a ass.
don't really remember what happend, but he left the team, and we were all like
Good he was such a ****
and so on, we were talk mad ***** behind his back, calling him names and such
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then we get a team chat from him WTF, i can still hear you guys.
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ROFLMAO- man... that's so funny.Originally posted by Sexidoc
Good he was such a ****
and so on, we were talk mad ***** behind his back, calling him names and such
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then we get a team chat from him WTF, i can still hear you guys.
k- This message has been reviewed by intrusive goons searching for "evil-doers".
I must admit, I found some of the stuff you got there is pretty funny. But when I got to the end and saw "[Xenome]: do you think i can join the council?" I literally laughed out loud.Originally posted by Nothinman
see if u can find the mistell on here
http://members.shaw.ca/mike81/teehee.JPG
LoL ..
The NOT very brightest thing i did was:
Was in team with a freaky tank that did pull anythin he found .. after 3!! deaths *hey i was young and dumb* i tell the guild "hey this tank MUST be on crack" .. and then realise taht i did a /say instead of /o ..
Relogged a bunch of hours later
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Systembug 184 Trox NT
Sadakoi 180 Doc
Lightshade 148 Fixer
Thunderbug 93 MA
Deathclown 66 Enf
Deathjester 64 Agent
Cubix 46 Soldier
Pwndbug 45 Adv
Feel free to send me money for the ass raping Nothin threw on me to take that screen shot!
Boltgrinder 200 (No Longer Rising!) enforcer. General of Mercenaries of Kai. Dream Setup Current Setup
CamelLights 62 Nano Technician, To much MC for my own good.
Razi Quote until i change it!
Razi-Away: If you have a doctrine of loving cuddly bears, it means you will go out and love cuddly bears. If you have a philosophy of loving cuddly bears, it means you just love them. It works the same, only replacing "love" with "hate", "cuddly" with a cuss word, and "bears" with a minority of your choice.
I told a clanner me and 3 others were gonna gank him
(Referring to different beers, meant for a friend...)
/o Yeah, I like it dark; the darker the better
/o Uhh... ****, MT
Funniest mistell i've ever seen..
http://home.new.rr.com/rustedasylum/mistell.jpg
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