ChitChat magazine, edition 8-2, mini-edition

[playboyfixer]

Keanne kills for RUR

Just recently a very close resource to Keanne informed us that the ex-Director of Omni-Mining (read ChitChat magazine edition 8), Mr Krumova, sold all of omni-mining's shares of RUR to Aerya, for a very large profit.

The resource also said that shortly after wanting to run off with the money, he suddenly dissapeared completely after having a meeting appointment with Keanne and Vincentprice. It is said too from inside sources Keanne and Krumova never got along well, and as i quote "Keanne said at least once a day she'll go and kill Krumova, and show people how things should be run".

Ofcourse that also means that with Krumova out of the way, and Vincentprice kept silent with all expense paid trips and gifts, Keanne can now do as she pleases, and earn lots of (illegal) credits.

Will Keanne be caught? Will she get some serialmurderer nickname? Does Vincentprice really eat raw rollerrats? Read it all in ChitChat magazines!

[Kendor]

Keanne kills for RUR

Just recently a very close resource to Keanne informed us that the ex-Director of Omni-Mining (read ChitChat magazine edition 8), Mr Krumova, sold all of omni-mining's shares of RUR to Aerya, for a very large profit.

The resource also said that shortly after wanting to run off with the money, he suddenly dissapeared completely after having a meeting appointment with Keanne and Vincentprice. It is said too from inside sources Keanne and Krumova never got along well, and as i quote "Keanne said at least once a day she'll go and kill Krumova, and show people how things should be run".

Ofcourse that also means that with Krumova out of the way, and Vincentprice kept silent with all expense paid trips and gifts, Keanne can now do as she pleases, and earn lots of (illegal) credits.

Will Keanne be caught? Will she get some serialmurderer nickname? Does Vincentprice really eat raw rollerrats? Read it all in ChitChat magazines!

I'd like to protest your heading. You make it sound as if we hired a pay-by-check killer. Speaking as an employee of R.U.R., We would never do such a thing. However, it is somewhat mollifying to know that R.U.R. shares are so valuable people would kill for them. I still don't know why they'd place a Weird-looking Bomb at the share holders meeting *Looks at PBF* immediately after purchasing shares of their own no less, but it's nice to know people value our shares.

[Keanne]

I find it hard to believe even a clanner would believe this.

Keanne
Director of Omni-Mining[IC]

[Marrok]

I'd like to point out that a sale of shares is a matter of public record, and as Playboyfixer correctly pointed out the shares were sold with large profit. Obviously, it's always better to sell shares at a profit than at a loss, and I'd like to thank Mr. Krumova for performing so well as our investment manager. Naturally, all proceeds went into Omni-Mining's budget, and as a reward, Mr. Krumova was treated to an all-expense paid vacation as his retirement and thank-you gift. Playboyfixer got some of the facts confused, but that's to be expected from a clanner...