-You Know You're An NT When .......

[Nanofox1]

...when clueless soldiers invade your forum telling you how overpowered you are...

[Nukealeet]

...when people start telling you how to play your NT ("I don't need NR debuffs!" "NTs have blinds?") because they levelled one from 1 to 220 in a week because you were pwning their soldiers/agents/whatever.

...when you're not treated seriously because you're "just a noob nt who can only use triple" even if you pvped at tl7 long before they rolled their gimp soldiers who can't even hit you.

I'm not bitter.

scout's honor.

[Keldros]

...when you're not treated seriously because you're "just a noob nt who can only use triple" even if you pvped at tl7 long before they rolled their gimp soldiers who can't even hit you.

I'm not bitter.

scout's honor.

You misspelled "armor.'

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[Nukealeet]

Haha, Kel <3

[SF_MileWorf]

when you meet a soldier on BS and he just start running away

when you see a trader on BS and you just start running away

when you see other nt and you kill each other at the same time

when you get in an only solja team on BS and they all say at the same time: "w00t NT"

[Cynic092]

When people who haven't levelled an NT off noob isle and whine that NTs are all PvP triple-nubs start telling you exactly what you are and aren't capable of in TL5 PvM.

When people assume you have infinite nano regen and can go from 0 to 10k nano in 1 second.

When your non-endgame pre-LE NT is assumed to be Yet Another Parked Kiting Alt because it's not TL7 yet, and when you state you will not kite hecklers for people /afk, you get called useless and pointless.

When the fact that instead of nuking in overdrive you spent half your time madly calming the adds some idiot in team kept pulling, you're assumed to be a gimp.

When your attempts to explain to said team mates the reasons for your DD dropping fail, because non-NTs can't wrap their heads around the concept that beyond a few perks while you're standing there casting capped nukes and in recharge you can't fire off weapons or specials because you don't have any.

[aramsunat]

You know ur an NT...

...when after 10 minutes of chatting on MSN, u say "afk brb in 2 minutes" and doing this around 8 times until u get bored of kiting
...when docs buffed by pnh/ior keep insisting on dueling with you
...when some characters would only duel you with the precondition of "no roots, no kiting plz"
...when u go lft with "LE mish pst" u get min. 3 tells asking "kiteeeee pllxxxxx"
...when you dont even waste time killing lvl 150 VP farmers because from 170+ players u get more pvp score
...when u would cry for "NERF [Random Prof] ALPHA DAMAGE" after a duel, but u just realize that u casted that pesky double on yourself

[Maddiganed]

You know you're a NT when FC gives us a new nano, it has a drawback, or it's useless.
You know you're a NT when you die so quickly in BS that the people who kill you send a "sorry" tell.
You know you're a NT when you count the number of fumbles in a mission not to fall asleep (true story, I did an average 13 fumbles per easy inf mission, sometimes 2 in a row).

[SF_MileWorf]

sometimes 2 in a row).

my record is 5 in a row

[Crisalys]

Methinks I got you all beat:

When Patch 17.7 came out with the Dust Brigade Quest, the Turret Drones from the Mort Patrol mission had such a high Nano Resist and NanoAC that they were almost untouchable with nukes... I saved the log file of my attempt (I was lucky enough to catch a team that knew about the limitations, as all other nano-casters were screwed as well). I'm not going to post the entire log- just the final "Gamma Turret":

Gamma Drone

[1197907935] Executing Nano Program: Self Illumination.
[1197907937] Target resisted your Bot Confinement!
[1197907937] Target resisted.
[1197907938] Target resisted your Nano Feast!
[1197907938] Target resisted.
[1197907939] Target resisted your Pen!
[1197907939] Target resisted.
[1197907939] Target resisted your Utilize!
[1197907939] Target resisted.
[1197907941] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907943] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907945] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907947] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907950] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907950] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907953] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907954] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907957] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907960] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907964] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907964] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907967] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907967] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907970] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907975] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907978] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197907979] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197907982] Your target countered the nano program.

(Tank died- waited for him to return, aggro maintained while waiting)

[1197908550] Executing Nano Program: Self Illumination.
[1197908556] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908558] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908560] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908561] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908564] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908564] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908567] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908568] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908571] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908571] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908574] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908575] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908578] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908580] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908583] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908586] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908590] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908590] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908593] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908593] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908597] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908597] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908600] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908602] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908604] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908607] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908611] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908614] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908617] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908621] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908625] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908628] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908632] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908636] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908639] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum.
[1197908641] Nano program execution error. You fumbled.
[1197908642] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908646] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908650] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908654] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908657] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908661] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908664] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908667] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908668] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908671] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908671] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908674] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908675] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908678] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908679] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908682] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908684] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908687] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908689] Executing Nano Program: Constant Barrage.
[1197908692] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908694] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908697] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908701] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908705] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908709] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908712] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908716] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908719] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908723] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908727] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908730] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908734] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908737] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908741] Executing Nano Program: Izgimmer's Ultimatum. (black holed)
[1197908744] Executing Nano Program: Self Illumination.
[1197908751] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908751] Executing Nano Program: Enfraam's Triple.
[1197908755] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908759] Executing Nano Program: Enfraam's Triple.
[1197908763] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908768] Executing Nano Program: Enfraam's Triple.
[1197908772] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908777] Executing Nano Program: Enfraam's Triple.
[1197908780] Your target countered the nano program.
[1197908785] Executing Nano Program: Enfraam's Double.
[1197908788] Your target countered the nano program.

Okay- there was only one fumble in there, but 36 countered nukes, 28 black-holed nukes and 4 resisted perks (I didn't bother trying them after the first attempt) have gotta count for something.

Luckily they didn't say they were working "as intended" .

[Nanofox1]

I remember complaining heavily about that. I remember getting in a mech and shooting it because I actually did more damage that way (read: any).

[Maddiganed]

my record is 5 in a row

wow, I remembered have done 3 fumbles in a row, never heard about 5...
Btw, you know you're a NT when the only nanoprogram that would save you, or kill your target, fumbles, and you die the second later.

[aramsunat]

the only nanoprogram that would save you, or kill your target, fumbles, and you die the second later.

hooow true

You know you are an NT if you feel on BS that you should cancel Nanobot Shelter as it gives you out that makes you the #1 target for enemy zerg

[Gavyyn]

you constantly wait in the grid flagged for half hour intervals.....

[Mustaine]

When you put in LFT "Kiting 2m/level if Ely free" and you get PSTs saying "You'll kite me for free?"

[Nukealeet]

When you put in LFT "Kiting 2m/level if Ely free" and you get PSTs saying "You'll kite me for free?"

burn!

[sannz]

burn!

lol, i was so waiting for that one

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[MrsKavorkian]

*When you enter sec 10 and you hear "Push damage" then you get a tell from raid leader saying "not you"

*when for 8 minutes you tell camp stories and 2 minutes running around in circles till you puke up rocks everywhere

*when gathering for BS you look for the solders on the other team.

*when you enter BS and hunt those solders down only to realize you are not on your NT after you hit the floor.

*when the only types of wars you look forward too include which NT has bigger balls.

*when you keep confusing COI for OFCR

*when everyone asks why your armor is garbage, and you have to keep asking them to remove their corpse

[aramsunat]

...when during a raid RL commands healer profs to heal, DD profs to push DD, support profs for buffs/debuffs/auras and the only one who asks for what to do is you, the NT.

...when actually the answer is: pnh plox

...when you write in LFT description that under no circumstances you will kite, you instantly get a tell with congratulations on the funny description and KITEEEEPLOXGOTCRATTIPPING2M/LVL

[maverick27]

...when even at 220 ppl ask you to kite ely hecks

...when you do Inf misses and soldier ask "how an NT can hold aggro?"

...when you stay for several hours on LFT for new DB and someone at least sends you a tell with message "could i catch you for NS plx?"

...when at BS all who see you attacks you not because you uber the reason is - YOU NT

...when You fumbled.

...when
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