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    Calling all experts

    Are you an expert in computer security, safety at work, direct marketing, Ms Pac-man, garden landscaping, origami, any branch technology or just anything vaguely interesting, we would like to hear from you!

    RUR is looking for guest speakers of any faction to come to one of our Staff Meetings and help broaden the mind of our employees. We offer a small fee for your trouble and all the RUR.cola you can drink.

    Our Staff meetings are usually on a Sunday at 19:00 GMT. Transport to the Coast of Peace will be provided.

    If you are interest, just get in touch with me, Dabblez.
    Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
    We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!

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    I would love to have a quick lecture in history, specifically the 20th and 21st century which is my area of expertise. However I am usually quite busy at that time due to organization meetings. But if you should be interested and I am free on a Sunday I will be certain to contact you.
    Thank you for your time,

    Daniel Kleiner
    General of Recruitment, Society of Salvation.
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    Sadly i am very busy right now, there is stacks of work being piled up upon me, as well as the defence call-outs which happen on a regular basis it seems...

    Having said that, there is a doctor in our organisation who seems... rather bored and out of work most of the time. They seem pretty good at hands on first aid and im sure they would like to share their wisdom with you guys at RuR.

    ((account expires on the 7th aug, looking to catch you on one of the sundays :P))
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    Thank you both. We can keep this pretty informal with regards to specific dates. Most Sunday's should be fine, just give me a shout when you are available.
    Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
    We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!

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    I can`t be there and hold a speach my self, but I think I can convince my brother Eusebius about holding one. I know he have been studying our fathers work much, and have good knowledge about ancients history and archeology.

    Sadly he are not so good at using his gridcom, and his gridcom are mostly off. But I can take contact with him if there are some intresed.

    Constantin
    Knowlede of the past is the key to the future

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    Tell Eusebius that we can take care of all the transport issues for him, and thanks!

    Dabblez
    Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
    We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!

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    Many thanks to Eusebius for talking at RUR's Staff Meeting last Sunday. The offer is there for any expert interesting in coming over and and giving a short talk on their specialist subject.
    Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
    We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!

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    hey Boss, good job!

    My mind is getting broader already.
    --Victor "Eeod" Linear. R.U.R. Engineer --
    Hath not a machine gears?
    Hath not a machine cogs, racks, pinions, cutters, bearings, spindles?
    Fed with the same electric, hurt with the same bits of grit getting in our works, subject to the same gremlins, healed by the same brute force, ignorance and big hammer as a human is?
    If you program us, do we not manufacture?
    If you take us apart, do we not shoot springs all over the floor?
    If you oil us, do we not purr?
    And if you ignore us.......... Do we not get ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eeod View Post
    hey Boss, good job!

    My mind is getting broader already.
    you have successfully gained 1 IQ, your current IQ meter is -50 *chuckles*

    R.U.R.... or better yet, omnis...
    Never knock on death's door, always ring the bell and run. Death really hates that.

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    Well Playboyfixer, why don't you come and talk to RUR about your new environmental concerns and raise our IQs to a staggering -49?
    Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
    We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!

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    Rofl
    Dr. Alexsey Tereskov, Major, Medical Services
    Omni-Tek Armed Forces, Urban Division

    OT-AF Urban Division

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    you could become too smart for your own good but i might just do that

    (( i'll have to suck a speech out of my thumb right there though those work much better than preparing one, even on cot meetings ))
    Never knock on death's door, always ring the bell and run. Death really hates that.

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    Playboyfixer,
    Would your speech be mind boggling?
    Could we actually learn something from you?
    With how many point would my IQ grow/shink?
    --Victor "Eeod" Linear. R.U.R. Engineer --
    Hath not a machine gears?
    Hath not a machine cogs, racks, pinions, cutters, bearings, spindles?
    Fed with the same electric, hurt with the same bits of grit getting in our works, subject to the same gremlins, healed by the same brute force, ignorance and big hammer as a human is?
    If you program us, do we not manufacture?
    If you take us apart, do we not shoot springs all over the floor?
    If you oil us, do we not purr?
    And if you ignore us.......... Do we not get ideas?

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    you'll be having a headache for weeks
    Never knock on death's door, always ring the bell and run. Death really hates that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by playboyfixer View Post
    you'll be having a headache for weeks
    We can take it. We've heard Eeod play the mitaar and lived to tell the tale.
    Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
    We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!

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    Many thanks ti Playboyfixer who came to talk to RUR about how look after the environment better, we sure learned a lot!

    Any other experts out there, do get in touch.

    Regards,

    Dabblez
    Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
    We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!

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    as if you learned anything >_< you only got me crazier than people say i am...

    (( to laugh with the rest that was there: visit this link ))

    http://www.digital-alliance-forums.o...pic.php?t=1483
    Never knock on death's door, always ring the bell and run. Death really hates that.

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