FJRK: Ivan the Terrible - Drunk in Public?

**Editor: FJRK** · Jul 19th, 2007, 21:29:10

Ivan the Terrible - Drunk in Public?
July 19, 29481 - Malogar [Global]

FRJK - Ivan Sergeyich, the chief in charge of the loony squad, known as Omni-Pol, is known for his drinking problem. Many people wonder if Ivan has ever been drunk in public.

I would rather ask if Ivan has ever sober in public? It has come to my attention that the oh-so-mighty Ivan Serge-stitch has become more and more drunk these past months, a thing I never thought could happen.

I do not know if it is a rule in Omni-Pol to be drunk on the job, but it does seem that way. How else can it be, that the Omni-Pol guards have such a bad aim? Omni-Pol claims to protect the public, yet, if they can’t even stop a highly wanted criminal from coming and going, how do they intend to fight off the aliens? Or us, the clans?

Omni-Tek, with their billions of employees are really in deep trouble, if they rely on Omni-Pol and their boss. Maybe that’s why the uniforms were sent here. Not because of the aliens, but because the ponies are made up by mechanical puppets, who don’t drink. Of cause, it don’t help much, as the pony bosses are also humans.

Another thing that struck my mind, is what would happen if Ivan were pulled over, for DUA? (Driving Under the influence of Alcohol for you fellow atrox.) It might actually be a good thing, cause then Omni-Tek could send Ivan Starka-yich to Omni-Reform, aka Eva's mind-cracker.

Maybe then we could get some decent enemies to fight. I mean, it can’t really get any worse with Ivan and his goons. Maybe they will develop a better aim if sober on the job.

**Astera** · Jul 19th, 2007, 21:41:26

Highly wanted criminal? By that you mean Zora, right?

**Nobody** · Jul 19th, 2007, 21:44:14

Was the editor drunk when writing this, by any chance?

**Berinda** · Jul 19th, 2007, 22:55:19

Originally Posted by Armadyl

Was the editor drunk when writing this, by any chance?

Whether or not he was, it's a safe bet Ivan was drunk while the editor wrote this.

**playboyfixer** · Jul 20th, 2007, 12:47:20

Originally Posted by Astera

Highly wanted criminal? By that you mean Zora, right?

or me ^^ i guess omni-pol got a month worth of paperwork just rereading all claims said against me for which they wanna arrest me

**Stillian** · Jul 20th, 2007, 15:00:22

I've never of a DUA. I believe you're thinking of a DUI.

As usual, the freedom and truth loving can news services resort to silly, ridiculous claims about the top leadership of OT. Director Sergeyvich is quite allowed to get well and truly wasted in his own time. Yet, I somehow doubt a hardass CEO such as Tarkhan Zora would allow him to appear on duty under the influence. Hence, this article really is full of bollocks.

**Nobody** · Jul 22nd, 2007, 22:32:14

If he wants to drink let him, just not on duty or in public

this article is ridiculous, i mean noone goes around writing critisicms about Alan Jacobis ballet lessons or silverstones drug ring do they?

**Towerblock** · Jul 22nd, 2007, 23:21:33

Originally Posted by Armadyl

If he wants to drink let him, just not on duty or in public

this article is ridiculous, i mean noone goes around writing critisicms about Alan Jacobis ballet lessons or silverstones drug ring do they?

That's because they dont exist.
Try harder.

**Marinegent** · Jul 25th, 2007, 00:28:00

I say let him run the omni-pol army, itll just make things easier for us clans when we lead the assault on Rome and take back from the corporations what should belong to the people!!

**kranden** · Jul 25th, 2007, 05:22:05

Drunk omni are the best omni!

**Phylicity** · Jul 28th, 2007, 14:32:01

Guess there just isnt anything better to be writing about, or its diversion tactics. Regardless im sure everyone knows what is tollerated when alcohol use is involved.

**Stillian** · Jul 28th, 2007, 17:11:15

Originally Posted by Marinesold

I say let him run the omni-pol army, itll just make things easier for us clans when we lead the assault on Rome and take back from the corporations what should belong to the people!!

Omni-Pol is not an army. It is the branch of OT that regulates corporate and civil law. It is, in a rough term, a police force.

Omni-AF is the armed forces branch of OT, and the MP branch there will be responsible for martial and military law.

Get your facts right, then go get some laws for yourselves. In fact, first find someone fair and sane to enforce said laws.

**Berinda** · Jul 29th, 2007, 00:49:45

Originally Posted by Stillian

Get your facts right, then go get some laws for yourselves. In fact, first find someone fair and sane to enforce said laws.

A fair and sane person to govern clan law would balance out your peoples' drunken brute rather well, wouldn't it?

But to even make the suggestion that we find one person to control us all means you don't understand the ideologies intrinsic to the clans.

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