New rules for Newland City militia

[Boltgun]

Greetings,

As some of you have noticied the Newland Militia Guard have attacked each other, several times, since they received their new Total Mirror Shield nanoprograms.
This is in direct application of their directive, wich is to send anyone harming someone else to reclaim. The exception being the weapon damage they deliver to an offender. The deflection shields zapping anyone attack them is not entering the exception and the other guards will try then to send the one who did "reflect damage" to reclaim.
Unfortunatly they are quickly replaced and replacement guards having no input will engage "offending" guards.

Until General Hekkat have a look at this, I'm going to add a new directive. The directive is the following: "I'm gonna give gunishment in a back alley to any guard acting this dense then you're going back on the street with my boot in you ass!" taking effect today as 6 guards have been forcebly reclaimed.

Thank you for your attention and have a nice safe day in Newland.

Vincent "Boltgun" Delage
Newland City Council, Defense minister

[Nevver]

I've heard that there are some well trained Unicorn guards available for service.

[Boltgun]

I've heard that there are some well trained Unicorn guards available for service.

Not until they learn better insults. And are fired.

Edit: And make them wear tutus.
Edit edit : And a "spank me" sign on their bank.

[Tarondal]

I must say, Newland seems a lot less safe these days. Every time I go there, the guards are rioting and killing each other! Has your pie-vending machine been on the fritz or something?

((sending a bot up against the Party Mixer, then /terminating the bot so the guards start pounding the mixer, then firing off Nullspace Disruptor, FTW!!!))

[Stillian]

I admire your work, Minister Delage. But I must agree with Ms. Nevver on the Unicorns. They would be much better at claim... uh... blai... blame...ing each other... than your guards. Yeah. Thats it.

[Berael]

While we appriciate the suggestion of our neighbors to the south, the buisness of the Newland City Millitia is up to General Hekkat first and Boltgun second. While we work our hardest to make sure that Newland is safe for all travelers of all alignments, issues sometimes arise when those same travelers decide to come into town and cause trouble and take advantage of the militia's senstive... sense of civic danger.

[Kahava]

I never did understand why people would cause trouble with the guards, but I suppose it's up to the Mayor and his/her people to decide what action is appropriate.
Hopefully that includes handing these cretins over to their respective security forces, reclaim is such a nice tool.

[Theanvil2]

I think this is a great oppurtunity for a new betting pool. Which Guard wil die first?
any bookies around?

[Boltgun]

I think this is a great oppurtunity for a new betting pool. Which Guard wil die first?
any bookies around?

"Newland Militia Guard" did first. Followed by his relative "Newland Militia Guard" and "Newland Militia Guard". "Newland Militia Guard" too so did "Newland Militia Guard"...

[Phylicity]

Personally, I believe the only two dangers of the guards shooting each other are the fact they are distracted from their original duty and purpose, as well as possibly catching people in the crossfire.

One thing i will say about it, its great entertainment!