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  1. #21
    /me and the rest of the clanners flood Rompa's and baboon's to celebrate our victory












































    im really bored ... lol only 2 hours to go , then i go AFK for 4 days.. no AO
    ...

  2. #22
    /me (wearing grid suit) grids into 2Ho
    /me hits the tab button
    /me sees a couple guards
    /me hears "xxxx shouts get the smurf"
    /me is attacked by 5 people
    /me rolls the agg bar to all def
    /me is at 25% health
    /me casts RD
    /me fumbles
    /me casts RD
    /me enters the grid with 10% health
    /me wonders why he goes to 2Ho alone

  3. #23
    /me goes to NW to get buff
    /me gets buffs
    /me zones to 2HO
    /me runs around pressing tab
    /me cant tab anything besided bartenders
    /me starts sneaking
    /me waits for a blue dot to com out from the wompah or grid
    /me waits





    /me waits




    /me waits and tabs





    /me waits slowly falling a sleep




    /me waits with my eyes closed




    /me finaly spots blue dot
    /me runs to it
    /me finds out thats it grey omni going to mission



    /me waits


    /me gets pissed of and goes to MMD


    /me enters MMD
    /me keep on pressing tab
    /me cant tab anything besides guards
    /me murders all guards trying to take over MMD and proclaim herself "The Lady of MMD"
    /me remebers that land control is not awaylable yet
    /me goes to Omni Entertainment

    /me enters Omni Entertainment
    /me sees only freinds
    /me has no one to kill
    /me says hi and bye and goes back to 2HO

    /me enters 2HO
    /me tabs Bitery
    /me presses 1 for rapid palsy switches to enrergy bracers and starts to attack bitery.
    /me takes bitery down to 75%
    Bitery runs
    /me waits outside of his banker to take bitery down to 75% again and watch him zone.
    /me grids out of 2HO.
    /me watches RRFe fade away, logs out and to play alts till tara is up.


    PvP is boring
    Last edited by Julia; Sep 5th, 2002 at 19:11:36.
    Two sisters practicing medicine on Rubika and Shadowlands Pomy and Julka.

    As a doctor i would prescribe you to use some common sense and a vacation to Real Life"

    If i ever start a new character in Eve i will choose a name something like "aieerjjnnvajjnasdio11e3".

  4. #24
    /me walks back into 2ho seeing just some rubble of what used to be an base and one doctor standing around waiting to kill someone for no reason, sighs and walks back to the bar.
    "Yesterday we bowed before kings and bent our necks to emperors, today we kneel only before truth"

  5. #25
    Originally posted by Centurion3
    /me walks back into 2ho seeing just some rubble of what used to be an base and one doctor standing around waiting to kill someone for no reason, sighs and walks back to the bar.
    ROFL
    Two sisters practicing medicine on Rubika and Shadowlands Pomy and Julka.

    As a doctor i would prescribe you to use some common sense and a vacation to Real Life"

    If i ever start a new character in Eve i will choose a name something like "aieerjjnnvajjnasdio11e3".

  6. #26
    Anyone here read Starship Troopers? Remember the Nova Bombs, which reputedly were able to destroy a planet?

    Yeah, I'd drop one of those on 2ho. Fight over the crater if you want.

  7. #27
    Okay..

    /me gets 50 tells need help in 2ho.

    Meet at whompah.

    Essence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseAbsorb please, and focused anger,Essence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence pleaseEssence please


    Ready to go, Mongo for HP..**** guards....zone...Wew...Mongo..**** guards...Run into house, wew, close..Mongo...**** the shop keeper! zones...Runs out far.




    Clanners hear MONGO CRUSSSSSH From a mile away.

    Omni patrol walks up towards the Grid terminal, clanners are waiting for us.

    Everyone with guns and MAs with bows on both sides Exchange fire.

    /me thinks...me gotta run in dere? no no (gets pushed forward by caol) 'cmon you wuss lets have some clanner meat'

    But I dont have..brac.e...

    /shrug

    RAGE!
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    100 meters to target, Taking damage.
    Clanner hit you for 300 projectile damage
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    60 Meters to Target, Still taking damage.
    Clanner hit you for 1900 projectile damage Critical Hit!
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    Clanner hit you for 345 projectile damage
    Clanner hit you for 2485 Burst!
    Clanner hit you for 2804 Full auto!
    30 Meters to target, under half hp.
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    15 meters to target and leg falls off.
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    10 Metres to target /me crawls to clanner.
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    3m....
    Clanner hit you for 276 Melee damage
    Clanner hit you for 3201 Fire damage
    You were hit for 54 fire damage

    You hit clanner for 300 sneak attack
    Clanners damage shield hit you for 60 damage
    Clanners reflect shield hit you for 60 damage
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    You hit clanner for 12 Fast attack
    Clanner hit you for 533 Energy damage
    Clanner hit you for 1990 projectile damage Critical Hit!
    Clanners damage shield hit you for 60 damage
    Clanners reflect shield hit you for 60 damage
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    You hit clanner for 150 melee damage
    Clanners damage shield hit you for 60 damage
    Clanners reflect shield hit you for 60 damage
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    You hit clanner for 600 brawl

    Clanners damage shield hit you for 60 damage
    Clanners reflect shield hit you for 60 damage
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    Dimach!

    You missed

    You Died of a Horrible Body Deformation From Fire!



    Respawn, Repeat.


    Oh yeah and add in 30 Rooters so its.


    Nano Program Infernal Rage Executed Succesfully
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    Program Resisted
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    Program Resisted
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    Nano Program Infernal Rage Executed Succesfully
    You were hit for 54 fire damage
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu
    Clanner Executes Greater Delay Retreat within your ncu








    It IS Pretty sad how bad we perform in mass PVP, you thought that extra hp helps but, no , Range Wins, as long as you stay back behind everyone -hehe- your kinda safe and if you gotta run you got a head start.

    US ON THE OTHER HAND!

    I want a Damn Flying hammer of Thor to spin around my body, 10 of them, a 15m Radius and when people get CLOSE, OOOF! POWW!! OFFAANNTMHTH!G
    EEAHH!
    Last edited by Cloudeh; Sep 6th, 2002 at 01:12:31.
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  8. #28
    huh?
    "Yesterday we bowed before kings and bent our necks to emperors, today we kneel only before truth"

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