CURSE YOU CRACKPOT CLUBBERS!!! THE BAR IS NOT CALLED 'RELAX!'!!!
THAT IS MERELY A SIGN TELLING THE WEARY TRAVELLER TO COME ON IN AND RELAX!! IF YOU CLICK THE DOOR IT EVE SAYS "DANCING ATROX BAR"!! IT'S THE DANCING ATROX!! NOT RELAX!!! I WISH I COULD GANK ANYONE WHO CALLED IT RELAX!!!!
DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX, EITHER!!! RAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
-end rant. sorry, charlie