Famous Last Lines

**AkodoReign** · Sep 5th, 2002, 09:10:52

"6666666666666"
%t=Reclaim terminal.
Morradi "Let me guess that was your heal on the toolbar"

**Kzak** · Sep 5th, 2002, 10:09:44

Hehe.

"Morradi" is a Norwegian expression (actually: 'Morra di'), translating quite accurately to the expression "yo' momma".

Nice nick, too.

**Maximilian** · Sep 5th, 2002, 10:25:58

Originally posted by Mercatura
"Getofthebutton"
"get of teh dwon butom"
"grt offffffff th ebut"
Originally posted by Loretta
MOVE

hahahahahahahaha - true, so true

Special variant, you are soloing the team mission and your bot/the boss mob decides to block the lift and you get the aggro ...

'111111111111111111111111'

in my case (hot key bot attack).

So long,

Max(imilian)

**assassimon** · Sep 5th, 2002, 14:21:06

Originally posted by garzini
i once was having fun with macros in mission, i think this one was my worst one ever...

/macro die /terminate you silly %t

LOL Good one

**ntrox1** · Sep 5th, 2002, 15:03:15

A typical one for me:

Me: "where are you guys? I'm lost"
Them: "reclaim.."

Funny how they die when I'm not there. I always miss out on the fun.

My best one:
Them: "you like dying in Nelebs cloak then?"
(Forgot the Albrecht again, d'oh!)

Oh, another one: a guildie was afk and parked in the start room, I didn't realise he said he was afk. Futher into the mission I opened a chest, a rat came out, no-one else was near (they ran off) so I tried to kill the rat. He's beating on me bad (no pets cast, its faster!) so I leg it to the door. I make it outside, quick heal, back in, the afk guy is a mess all over the floor. OOPS!

He wasn't happy, 1.2 mill gone :/

**________________Seid** · Sep 6th, 2002, 11:13:25

"Don't worry - I'll just Mongo and you'll all be fine"

**ntrox1** · Sep 6th, 2002, 12:02:37

Two concealed agents and a medic in team:
"Lets do this room next"
"ok"

Two sets of mobs are pulled with AS, different rooms. Things get bloody, the doc dies.. You know the rest.

**______________Rogoff** · Sep 7th, 2002, 00:02:22

Originally posted by Mercatura

"grt offffffff th ebut"

Oh, my sides...ahahaha.

One from me (true):

Me: "scanner says 4 in 1st room"
Me: "wait here, I'll p"
Me: "wiat!"
<reclaim>

Or:

Me: "get away fom door"
Me: "dam"
<reclaim>

**__________Maxtor 1-7** · Sep 7th, 2002, 22:26:34

"It won't attack, I rooted it!"

I will always remember that one

**Glarawyn** · Sep 7th, 2002, 23:10:22

Doc: Crap...I just debuffed myself.

**Centurion3** · Sep 8th, 2002, 08:12:57

I kinda like...

Team fighting mobs and one person has run off. Hear an explosion in the distance, he yells "Where the hell are you guys?!?!?" and dies fighting an rat. Then whine like nothing else that we wherent there to save him.

(then leaves the team)...

(with us laughing)...

**Spicychick** · Sep 8th, 2002, 11:34:37

Just did a team mission where I died. The doc said, Who got aggro 5 secs later I see reclaim.

**__________Maxtor 1-7** · Sep 8th, 2002, 20:58:49

"What's a calm?"

from a trader: "Fine, I'll be the healer"

"my bot can hold agro"

"Nah, I don't need HP buffs, I'm already uber"

"these things auto-agro?!"

"I need to rebuff"

"oops, you might have to recalm all those"

"can't wait to try this area nuke" (the Holoworld guard did not apreciate such an item)

**Wispered** · Sep 8th, 2002, 22:47:09

This thread is fantastic!

All the best ones have beed said, but I just went on a mission with my trader today and heard a good one.

Agent had died 5 minutes earlier and had now been warped back to the mission by the engi. We proceed to the next level and start fighting an atrox-type mob. I was busy trying to mezz an add when suddenly, I realize that the agent is dead since he types the following sentence in the chat:

"Nooo! I forgot to pick up my items from reclaim...ran out of bullets and now my rifle is unequipped...it's QL 153"

Other than that I have seen a few people die (myself included

)by the hand of Trash King because they had him targeted while in vicinity saying something like:

"Please let me tag him before you kill him"

**Ashuras** · Sep 9th, 2002, 03:49:35

Originally posted by Warcriminal

"Q M QQQQQQQQQQQQ"

heheheh... I like this one. Happened to me.

Similar to those "111111....." or "6666...", etc.

Damm irritating... kept wondering why nothing is working (I tot it was lag).

**locomdenom** · Sep 9th, 2002, 05:56:16

Another personal favorite:

"Where'd the NT go?" (name with-held to protect the guilty)
"Err... %t" (reclaim terminal)
"But I had aggro the whole fight..."
"Well... lag... and self-nuking."

**ntrox1** · Sep 9th, 2002, 11:27:27

Playing my noob Trader last nite. Team mish, just 2 of us, we get to the boss port. I have 2 kills to ding, so I say screw the save, we're ok (bad move #1).

Both go down, I mez the single mob, we attack the boss. Boss beating us hard (QL27 mish, we're lvl 25 and 24!) I'm spam healing. The enf runs (omg, I am expected to kill the boss?!?)

I run, Enf dies. I zone up. Can't heal, I am in a fight. I decide to try and self heal, cast Practiced Health Haggler on myself. I promptly die.

Didn't realise the health was taken before it was given :/

**___________Serotonin** · Sep 9th, 2002, 16:16:34

Originally posted by Ozon
I have seen a few people die (myself included )by the hand of Trash King because they had him targeted while in vicinity saying something like:

"Please let me tag him before you kill him"

Hehe! if it makes you feel better Best in Brass was paticuarly unimpressed by my friendly "hello!" last night

**Maximilian** · Sep 9th, 2002, 16:27:27

-> Serotonin. (lol - sorry)

What was his answer?

Somehting like 'smash' or 'crunsh', I'd bet.

So long,

Max(imilian)

P.S. Your name, you know the meaning (just reminds me of what I learned, back in my 'younger' days)

**___________Serotonin** · Sep 9th, 2002, 16:32:16

Hehe, its rather odd actually, cant remember it word for word but its something along the lines of.

"Znnnt mmmm ill bash you GOOD!"

I think i just caught him at a bad time or something

P.S Serotonins the chemical in the brain that controls happiness isnt it? I dont care if it isnt! leave me in my blissful ignorance!

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