Omni-Pol Arrest Warrants – And so what?
January 21, 29481 - Malogar [Global]
FRJK - It seems that Ivan got his face out of the Vodka bottle, and issued a series of arrest warrants against some of our fellow Clansmen. All I will say to that is; And so what? Should we really care about their silly ideas of who might and might not be involved in what’s-her-name’s escape? No!
We should not cower before the corporate dirt bags who consider all clansmen and neutrals as terrorists. Which, of course, is fine, because they have their “solid” evidence against the people named. Since we are talking about arrest warrants, then I’ll issue a few of my own.
Name: Mr. Zora, AKA, Zora the Cross Dresser, CEO of Omni-Tek Rubi-Ka.
Wanted For: Stealing female clothing from Miir shops across the planet, even though they don’t make his face any prettier.
Name: Ivan Sergeyich, Omni-Pol Director.
Wanted For: Stealing Vodka,from Omni-Trans supply stores, being drunk… Well.. He is never sober.
Name: Rita Prestin, AKA, The Ice Queen.
Wanted For: Spending Omni-Med budget money on makeup, and let us not forget that lovely area called biomare, which I am still sure she is funding.
Name: Darius Zeiler.
Wanted For: In-proper sanitation of the Rubi-Kan bathrooms. I can still smell Rita’s makeup all the way up here!
Name: Conner Rhees.
Wanted For: Mining, mining, mining, talking.. And did I say, mining?
Name: Lani Wannja
Wanted For: Coughing, which I’ve heard she does all the time. It might have something to do with Rita’s makeup, can’t be sure.
And of course, my dear “friend” from the Omni-Tek Press Corp:
Name: Chilia Moran.
Wanted For: Simply breathing the same air as the rest of the human population in the galaxy.
Does any Omni-Tek reader, find any of the above people and the charges, well except for Chilia Moran, as totally idiotic? Well, that’s how we, the clans, feel about the fake charges you have brought against the Clans, who dare oppose the Omni-Tek dictatorship!
Long Live the clans!
Fighting for Freedom 'till the end!