Omni Reform Vacation Packages?

**Astera** · Aug 14th, 2006, 17:25:55

Isn't there a full one week vacation package that Omni-Reform offers or is it Nevver firing clans out of the notum cannons?

I'm confused.

**Stillian** · Aug 14th, 2006, 23:54:28

Never, -Reform holiday's are third rate.

I suggest you visit Omni-Pol Headquarters and we'll show you our holidays!

**Redtricks** · Aug 15th, 2006, 00:01:35

Uh huh. Will there be fireworks?

**Stillian** · Aug 15th, 2006, 01:08:50

That depends. Bring Godfray with you and we might have reason to fire them off.

**Kotts** · Aug 15th, 2006, 01:40:11

Yeah sure we'll bring her. One condition though. you all sit on the fireworks after you lit them.

**Stillian** · Aug 15th, 2006, 13:33:44

We have only the toughest armour custom made for our use Kotts. We don't want your non-soaped bodies to infect us. As such, I'll be happy to sit on a firework.

**Kotts** · Aug 15th, 2006, 15:18:15

Pssh I know it's good armor. I pull it off your dead and pawn the stuff off for clanner use. very good money.

**Stillian** · Aug 15th, 2006, 23:28:07

Was that a written admission to murder there, Mr. Kotts? Thanks!

**Nevver** · Aug 16th, 2006, 03:48:33

We're currently offering off-planet vacation packages to members of the Nanomage Liberation Front. Impossible you say? Nanomages can't live outside of Rubi Ka due to the lack of notum you say? I say "Pffft!" Here is proof that we are sending nanomages on vacation!

((I know; it's recycled.

))

**Dabblez** · Aug 16th, 2006, 07:39:23

(( Can't beat the classics!))

**Nuser_** · Aug 16th, 2006, 07:46:16

How long did it take for that poor mage to suffer?
No sane nanomage would ever leave her mother.

((heh good one))

**Willone** · Aug 16th, 2006, 09:17:29

Ah canna help bit think yon nanomage Disney look happy...

((Whoever came up with that picture, pure genius!))

**Nevver** · Aug 17th, 2006, 15:35:06

((I am pure genius.

))

We do not keep statistics on how long nanomages survive outside of Rubi Ka or if they suffer or not; I would think you ingrates would be happy that we're sending you on vacation.

**Ebondevil** · Aug 23rd, 2006, 10:59:06

Actually I would have thought with all the Notum Exportation that is happening that Nanomages could indeed survive off of Rubi-ka, if not now then perhaps in the near future?

If only a way could be found to manufacture raw notum...

**Nevver** · Aug 23rd, 2006, 16:56:10

Fortunately for we at Omni-Tek (and our bottom line), notum can not be manufactered; at least, not with current technology. Notum can be only mined and the only viable source of it is here on Rubi Ka.

**JubileX_Prime** · Sep 8th, 2006, 19:49:41

Originally Posted by Stillian

Never, -Reform holiday's are third rate.

I suggest you visit Omni-Pol Headquarters and we'll show you our holidays!

Hmm...

I think we should schedule an appointment and discuss Company Policy. Let me sign you up for a two-week deluxe Reform package.

Contact me on my private line at your earliest convenience.

Omni-Reform Teaches.

**Syreee** · Sep 8th, 2006, 20:14:35

*chuckles quietly*

**Stillian** · Sep 8th, 2006, 22:39:43

Originally Posted by JubileX_Prime

Hmm...

I think we should schedule an appointment and discuss Company Policy. Let me sign you up for a two-week deluxe Reform package.

Contact me on my private line at your earliest convenience.

Omni-Reform Teaches.

If I remember correctly, Propeganda is a good thing

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