An experimental NCU nano virus called "Shattering Song" has accidentally escaped from RUR laboratories and spread into the grid. The "Shattering Song" nano causes a persons HUD to activate a non-stop, 24 hour playlist of William Shatner songs. It spreads itself through a random pulse cycle by executing itself in the NCU's of persons teamed with an infected person. Technical details on Shattering Song can be found below.
The nano, it appears, had been developed to settle a grudge between RUR employees over the air conditioning our HQ building, I am sure this sort of thing happens all the time in other companies as well. The employees who shall remain nameless *cough* Dookumi *cough* Slotine owned up to this misdeed just as soon as it became clear the infection had spread outside RUR.
An emergency security patch is available to download for free herehttp://rubika.no-ip.com/RUR/misc/antivirus.jpg from RUR grid site and RUR staff can be contacted over Channel 42 for technical support. Of course, if you actually enjoy listening to William Shatner singing I am afraid you are already beyond helping.
I wish to express my deepest regret for this incident, but we all know how the heat can make people cranky.
Dabblez
Rubi-Ka Universal Robots
Nano details:
Shattering Song Version 1.36.2
Executes a program in the target’s NCU causing the HUD to emit a disrupting noise effectively lowering said targets combat effectiveness.
Notes on this version:
Nano executes itself under the Hostile tag
Occasional side effects is a 3 sec pulse spreading this nano to other NCUs
Other possible side effects are unknown
Originally Posted by Chopian
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