Chacapo's Trader Breed Guide!

**-Barg-** · Nov 6th, 2006, 15:07:56

A little song to brighten your day , in the tune of I need a hero

Where have all the good Traders gone
And why are there all gods?
Where's the street-wise Chacapo
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight with a shotgun to hand?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a Trader
I'm holding out for a Trader 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be a tradeskiller
And he's have a Umbral
And he's gotta be ready with sacrifice
I need a trader
I'm holding out for a trader 'til the morning light
He's gotta be able to mezz
And it's gotta be quick
And he's gotta last more than 10 seconds in a fight

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's a trader thinking of returning
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a lot of love from Funcom to achive this feat

[Chorus]

I could have continued with the rest of the lyrics but i have to get back to work. BTW, who are the professionals now?

**Nakahara** · Nov 6th, 2006, 15:54:52

Nice! ^^

**Chacapo** · Nov 30th, 2006, 04:38:58

Originally Posted by barg

A little song to brighten your day , in the tune of I need a hero

Where have all the good Traders gone
And why are there all gods?
Where's the street-wise Chacapo
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight with a shotgun to hand?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a Trader
I'm holding out for a Trader 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be a tradeskiller
And he's have a Umbral
And he's gotta be ready with sacrifice
I need a trader
I'm holding out for a trader 'til the morning light
He's gotta be able to mezz
And it's gotta be quick
And he's gotta last more than 10 seconds in a fight

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's a trader thinking of returning
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a lot of love from Funcom to achive this feat

[Chorus]

I could have continued with the rest of the lyrics but i have to get back to work. BTW, who are the professionals now?

that's awesome, Bump for j00

**Chacapo** · Dec 8th, 2006, 05:55:15

It's been rooted, there is a god.. *is blinded* I see the light I seeee the light!!!

Hope it comes to good use for traders everywhere!

Any professional of a Trader I give personal consent to edit this WHEN new info comes up, but only true hard facts about the trader and more so the differences in the breeds!

My account will be up very soon, and I'm really, really not planning on reactivating it for some time...

Good luck fellow traders!

**Uberstuff** · Dec 14th, 2006, 01:32:26

Do you know how long it took me to harass an ARK to get this rooted? Where is my payment?

**Nanotehnpoir** · Apr 3rd, 2007, 03:58:18

I have made an update on the guide now that Nanomage's get a 5000 absorb!!!
Bump for teh uberest Breed guide evah!

Also added in More weapon skills!

**Vinfordo** · Apr 4th, 2007, 08:29:00

5k ^^
is that the hud hp thingie ?
i dont have

**Nanotehnpoir** · Apr 4th, 2007, 10:43:27

Originally Posted by Vinfordo

5k ^^
is that the hud hp thingie ?
i dont have

yes it is! =)

**Goossens** · Apr 4th, 2007, 13:16:36

so cap specials will hurt even more ^^

**Nanotehnpoir** · Apr 4th, 2007, 16:37:30

Originally Posted by Goossens

so cap specials will hurt even more ^^

Optimist!

**Vinfordo** · Apr 9th, 2007, 06:01:51

I now have Dreadloch Endurance Booster - Nanomage Edition)

and its very nice i still die all the time ofc, but i feel that people who kill me are thinking why are they not dead yet?

**Nanotehnpoir** · Apr 30th, 2007, 23:32:09

bump my sexy guide

**Ullgencer** · May 8th, 2007, 12:39:31

sticky plax?

**Nanotehnpoir** · May 8th, 2007, 16:47:32

Originally Posted by Ullgencer

sticky plax?

It's in the Trader link section.. although most people don't click that

**freezosch** · May 9th, 2007, 01:47:29

i got that 5k absorb and i must say, for once, i like be nanomage (omg, i think its 1 year i didnt think that)
and now i m thinking about getting the nanobot defense, combo with the absorb could make me kill a couple of agent that already hates me, and well i want runspeed, i cant catch overrunning soldiers.

**Goossens** · May 10th, 2007, 06:04:02

Originally Posted by freezosch

i got that 5k absorb and i must say, for once, i like be nanomage (omg, i think its 1 year i didnt think that)
and now i m thinking about getting the nanobot defense, combo with the absorb could make me kill a couple of agent that already hates me, and well i want runspeed, i cant catch overrunning soldiers.

thats were we have rootgrafts for

**Twangleman** · May 10th, 2007, 17:44:39

Originally Posted by Goossens

thats were we have rootgrafts for

no, we have root graft for escaping title farming advy/kiips

**Parthelia** · May 15th, 2007, 09:39:23

Originally Posted by Twader

no, we have root graft for escaping title farming advy/kiips

I press H to avoid that, works wonders :P

And besides, theres many times I've tried to use rootgrafts for just the reason you state, just to have the damn thing not work cause of spatial displacement... makes for interesting "Oh sh1t!" moments indeed.

**Nanotehnpoir** · Jun 28th, 2007, 03:22:52

bumpy this sexyness up...

I take pride in my work... BUMPIN!

**Nanotehnpoir** · Dec 15th, 2007, 01:30:41

Bumping this for all of those who have been persuaded by the patches (-5) (if you have hehe) So you can decide for yourself, what should you pick?

Hmmmm!!

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