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    Freelance: Best Bagels on Rubi-Ka

    Best Bagels on Rubi-Ka
    July 27, 29480 - Miranda Whtrose Ariel [Atlantean]

    IRRK Freelance - One might believe that the food is the same over all of Rubi-Ka, however the discerning individual that has traveled to many cities over the planet will know that not all food is created equally. On a recent trip to the city of Rome, this reporter encountered a food offered all about the city of Rome that was most wonderfully prepared, and admittedly perhaps prepared nowhere finer on this planet.

    Ever since the shifting of all new Omni-Tek arrivals to first report to Rome, coffee shops have sprung up all about the streets to help bring energy to those just waking up for their shift for the day. While the coffee does leave much to be desired, the bagels are second to none. Though the bakers would not reveal the exact ingredients to their bagels, they assured me that the secret is that they use nothing but natural ingredients and that they are cooked in an oven, instead of just having Nano Bots heat them in a preprogrammed way.

    There was some concern from employees present as to whether or not a reporter not aligned with Omni-Tek should be served, but the bakers seemed quiet sure that their bagels would bring nothing but pleasure to anyone that ate them.

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    I think I'll be getting a sample of these for testing...
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    ((great news. Finally, some life outside of notum wars!))

    Do they serve Clanners?

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    Arrggg dammit, My upcoming cryo-freezed shipment of the infamous Montreal Bagels is still being delayed... I wonder if the romans bagels make the cut compared to my galactic, freezed precious...
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    MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Baaaagggggeeelllllssssssssssssssssss
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    Silence! Bagel's < Pie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stillian
    Silence! Bagel's < Pie!
    Pie flavored Bagels?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SirNegs
    Pie flavored Bagels?
    not good enough......... now maybe a bagel shaped pie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astera
    Do they serve Clanners?
    Although I'd not put much beyond ommers I don't think so.
    There are only a few cannibals left on Rubi-Ka at this time.
    ((I miss Bliqz and his recipes. ))

    But I'll make sure to try out these bagels the next time I go through Rome, they just might make a nice side dish for my pies..
    Mmmm leet pies with bagels.. *drools*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Editor: IRRK
    While the coffee does leave much to be desired...
    No wonder there's so much Omni-Pol hanging out in the Cup...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monczeli
    No wonder there's so much Omni-Pol hanging out in the Cup...
    Our officers are free to enjoy the benefits of our territory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virta
    Our officers are free to enjoy the benefits of our territory.
    Translation: Corporate Coffee tastes like rusty nails, so we rather admit once again you can do things better through time and effort by hand than through the mindless drones ...I mean employees making lousy OT coffee.
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    Isnt the best coffee the lousy kind?
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    Depends.

    if you wantot enjoy the flavor. good coffe.

    If you just want to wake up / sobber up. Bad coffee does it much better.

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    I have done no tests as to the nature of the best coffee on Rubi-Ka, but it may be true that the Cup is up for at least a nomination.

    As for these claims of pie being better than bagels, I must in general agree. However not being an atrox I am unable to eat only pie. When I need the flavor of a bagel, I stand by my statement of who has the best bagels on Rubi-Ka.

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    Could we have bagel pies? Gotta ask some chef...
    They'd be a nice variation to the leet pies, the pronto pies, the reet pies, the salamander pies, the scorpiod pies and the Bronto Burger pies and the cake pies and the pie pies..

    Mmmm... pie... Bronto Burgers... bagels.... beer.... pies... coffee...
    *dools*

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