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[ZenWon]

Awesome thread!

The one about tha noob rerollin toons cause the shuttle kept crashing is friggin hillarious! man i wish i coulda heard that one lololz

[Moonleg]

Yeah, I forgot where he is. In Hope I think.

Newland Desert whompah, actually.

[Berrenta]

Here's another from guild chat. Note that this is from today.

[Dark Fandango] GuildMate1: !online
[Dark Fandango] Back-up Bot: 13 Members and 0 Guests Online. :: click to view
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate2: it says im lvl 49 but im 54
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate3: i'm practicing making outragous claims
[Dark Fandango] Sudayxis: GuildMate2, it will eventually update your level
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate2: k
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate2: i was affraid someone was stealing my lvls lol
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate3: lol
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate4: hehe

[Aleriah]

[Erixxxt]: any cheap yalms
To [Erixxxxt]: yalms are nodrop.... i can sell you a Ring of ARK
[Erixxxxt]: what is it
To [Erixxxt]: adds 40 to your level
[Erixxxt]: how much
To [Erixxxxt]: its a complicated thing
To [Erixxxxt]: wha prof are you
[Erixxxxt]: soldier
[Erixnxxt]: any perrenium blasters
To [Erixxxxt]: well when i give it to you it turns to nodrop unique.... you then must seek out an agent to cast mochams on you and have an enforcer hack it for you
To [Erixxxxt]: then you have to get a crat to go to the crat shop and get you an ID 10 T form..
To [Erixxxxt]: but ill will sell it to you for 500k creds

[mentholbox]

[Erixxxt]: any cheap yalms
To [Erixxxxt]: yalms are nodrop.... i can sell you a Ring of ARK
[Erixxxxt]: what is it
To [Erixxxt]: adds 40 to your level
[Erixxxt]: how much
To [Erixxxxt]: its a complicated thing
To [Erixxxxt]: wha prof are you
[Erixxxxt]: soldier
[Erixnxxt]: any perrenium blasters
To [Erixxxxt]: well when i give it to you it turns to nodrop unique.... you then must seek out an agent to cast mochams on you and have an enforcer hack it for you
To [Erixxxxt]: then you have to get a crat to go to the crat shop and get you an ID 10 T form..
To [Erixxxxt]: but ill will sell it to you for 500k creds

j00 mean :P

[petwash]

a convo between me person1 and ark in vincity
scene:couple ppl in sub, most in twenties...

me: sorry never seen lvl 50 in sub?
person1: thanks he he he...
ark: You'll only see ARKs that level or higher in the Subway Petwash.


aparently she went on to explaining how she got there >.<

[Aleriah]

j00 mean :P

im not mean it might work....

[Aleriah]

To [Izxxer] How do i get to jobe from ely garden?


30 MINUTES LATER
[Izxxr]: X2 Virral Triumvirate Egg
[Izxxr]: plz =)
[Izxxr]: how much
To [Izxxr]: make me an offer
[Izxxr]: ill give u a hug
[Izxxr]: 0o
[Izxxr]: ^^
To [Izxxr]: 30m
[Izxxr]: hmm u dont like me hug
[Izxxr]: ok nvm
To [Izxxr]: no i dont want a hug quit wasting my time
[Izxxr]: [Aleriah]: how do i get to jobe
[Izxxr]: welcome to ignore m8 :P
To [Izxxr]: ??

[Aleriah]

[Necronoob]: follow me
To [Necronoob]: ok
[Necronoob]: afk 1 min brb phone
To [Necronoob]: im trying to get to OA
[Necronoob]: k back follow
To [Necronoob]: ok
[Necronoob]: here you go
To [Necronoob]: thnxs
To [Necronoob]: where to from here? is the harbor?
[Necronoob]: no
[Necronoob]: stop come back
To [Necronoob]: ok
[Necronoob]: did you buy this account ? O.o
To [Necronoob]: no its mine
To [Necronoob]: was going to quit but a friend changed my mind
[Necronoob]: can't belive you, the real aleriah sodl all his item on forum....
To [Necronoob]: no the real aleriah didnt
To [Necronoob]: because I am the real aleriah
To [Necronoob]: you can ask Ehlenestra or rekdium or forrasto
To [Necronoob]: plenty of people know that I am still me
[Necronoob]: so...; are you noob or what ? youd on't know where is jobe platform ? and got a pelise on you ????
To [Necronoob]: i had never had SL before i got it earlier today
To [Necronoob]: i had been a froob all my AO time
To [Necronoob]: but i am 100% still me and never closed my account
[Necronoob]: so how do you explain that umyk bought cloak from you ?
[Necronoob]: guess youd on't havea ny answer for that, bye and welcome in ignore list, do'ntl ike ebayer / hacker
To [Necronoob]: ??






The actual buyer then contacts......

I bet he felt like an idiot

[Amordok]

I changed only one letter in the player's name, this is the entire conv



[Jesuschrist]: Hi
To [Jesuschrist]: Heya
To [Jesuschrist]: sup ?
Jesuschrist is offline, the message have been buffered.



omg

[Aleriah]

noob high level]: i would like to buy that scope
[noob high level]: the low light scope
To [noob high level]: make an offer... its nostagia now
noob high level is AFK (Away from keyboard) since 6 hours and 4 minutes ago. The user is currently AFK.
[noob high level]: 1m?
[noob high level]: is 1m enough?
To [noob high level]: id rather keep it for the nostalgia value
[noob high level]: and that is?
To [noob high level]: the same value Everlasting Bouquet of Flowers has
To [noob high level]: its isnt in the game anymore
[noob high level]: ok ive got 4374163 i could really use that im an ebgi
[noob high level]: engi lol
[noob high level]: ok just let it sit in your bank and do nothing because you probly dont use it and never will use it
To [noob high level]: i dont and i wont
To [noob high level]: yeah
[noob high level]: yopu really are a joke
To [noob high level]: no its no joke
To [noob high level]: do you know what nostaglia is
To [noob high level]: A bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations of the past.
[noob high level]: im probly older than u so dont try to hand me your bull **** on a silver platter
To [noob high level]: i bought ao the day it came out.... and i doubt you are older than me...
To [noob high level]: so dont presume to judge me
[noob high level]: and dont htink i dont know what nostalgia means then you pompass ass
To [noob high level]: i have one last thing to say... welcome to the forums


does this guy realize the actual value of a Low Light Targeting Scope? I know its not ELLTS but it has a historic nostagia value...... i had this on my original toon..... way way back when ao came out

[Berrenta]

Been at Reet's where a clan org (org's name withheld) is hosting a meet-and-greet for a DJ.

Player 1: {Wonderering what 2 do with the 3mill}
Player 2 sticks out a hat to put the 3mil in
Player 3: lol
Player 3: Player 2 will just spend it on thongs
Player 1: xD

One thing I really like about clans? Their humor. (that's basically it)

[lordhastings]

To my Opifex NT with a rifle and Exarch Robe.....

SomeGuy: xciter
SomeGuy: can i get enhanced sense pelase
Xciter: im a NT
SomeGuy: ur not an agent
Xciter: no
SomeGuy: did u fp nt?
Xciter: dude..im really an NT
SomeGuy: oh
Xciter: i can NS you if u like?
SomeGuy: nah no thanks

[Taranide]

[random]: can i have some creds pls
To [random]: you'll get 2k if you type /terminate
[random]: someone killed me, i didnt get creds
To [random]: come here and you'll get it

Handing him the well earned 2k...

[random]: hi, i did it again

And so he earned 20k before I got bored myself.

[Shichiroji]

I have a few to share Mostly from memory though so the dialogue won't be exact, but should be fairly close to the originals.

Firstly, on Shichiroji:

Back when I was still at TOTW, I was standing outside looking for a team. I was a lvl 37 Adv back then, wielding dual SOLs. I A lvl 40 MA walked over and stood next to me. He started saying -

lvl40MA: OMG LOL
lvl40MA: look at this gimp MA using weapons
lvl40MA: LOL

I glanced around, didn't see any other MAs in the vicinity and wonder what the MA was smoking.

Me: ?
lvl40MA: the one to my left, what do you think?

I realised he was talking about me.

Me: i'm an adv

---

A few days ago inside WA Basic, an Omni doc tried to convince people to swap sides:

lvl133omnidoc: We r riches!
lvl133omnidoc: We r power!
lvl133omnidoc: join us
lvl133omnidoc: i'm froob and would never have gotten to where i am without omni
lvl153clanadv: go away
lvl133omnidoc: clan sucks, i was clan and changed and now i'm better
lvl133omnidoc: don't want you anyways, want low level froobs
lvl153clanadv: yeah well i was omni and changed, omni suck
lvl133omnidoc: i can kill you easy
lvl133omnidoc: i am so powerful, omni has made me so good
lvl133omnidoc: clan is gimp
lvl133omnidoc: go get flag, i will kill you

lvl153clanadv goes outside.

In the meantime, I'm dual-logged with my froob doc for a transfer and my chars are sitting together. lvl133omnidoc comes to sit with us.

lvl133omnidoc: you
lvl133omnidoc: join omni
Shichidoc: you
Shichidoc: go away
lvl133omnidoc: clan suck, sign application form
lvl133omnidoc: will give you 1mil if you change

lvl153clanadv comes back with a flag. Seeing that, I stand up and start buffing as well.

lvl133omnidoc: what are you doing?
lvl153clanadv: you told me to get a flag, so i did
lvl153clanadv: let's see your omni power now
lvl133omnidoc: [to me] why did you stand up? what are you doing?
Me: lol
lvl153clanadv: whenever you're ready
lvl133omnidoc: so you need a friend to help you
lvl133omnidoc: that's okay
lvl133omnidoc: i can kill you both
Me: like i'll just stand there and watch

lvl133omnidoc starts casting something. It starts to take a while.

lvl153adv: taking a while
lvl133omnidoc: casting my perk
Me: thought you were froob
lvl133omnidoc: i lied
lvl133omnidoc: perk will send you to reclaim so fast
lvl153adv: lol gimp
Me: i reckon it's a warp nano
lvl133omnidoc: not warp
lvl133omnidoc: casting my perk
Me: it's a warp nano

lvl133omnidoc disappears into the grid.

I was right

--

My froob doc, Shichidoc, used to run a TOTW business with an Engi friend called Fusionfix. We had some interesting people speak with us...

[Clan OOC] FUSIONFIX YOU ARE A SELFISH BASTARD CHARGING ME 500K FOR AZ F--- YOU GO TO HELL YOU F--- A--- YOU ARE ON IGNORE

--

Someone sent me a tell about wanting to kill Az:

[random] what does az drop?
[me] stygy
[random] okay, i want. it is a good weapon. how much?
[me] standard rate is 500k
[random] okay
[me] we are outside totw, towards the side...come to the warbot

Random came over, and we realised we had a problem...I was lvl 60 and Random was red to me. I realised he was a lvl 200 doc.

[me] sorry, i can't help you...you can't get inside totw and stygy is nodrop

*lvl200doct gave me 500k, which I refused.*

[me] i'm sorry, i can't help you

*lvl200doct gave Fusionfix 500k, which he refused, then we started chatting in vicinity*

[Fusionfix] stygy is nodrop, take your money back, we can't help you
[lvl200doct] get me styg now
[lvl200doct] there's your 500k
[Fusionfix] told you, it's nodrop, you can't get into totw and we can't help you
[lvl200doct] get me stygy now or i'll put a bullet through your skull

[Supasnipe]

all my qoutes are in screenys..ill post em in bit ^^

[Supasnipe]

[Mathmatikus]: Im kidding dont take steroids, they serious ****, they make you buff ql300 and than women start dating you and then they leave you without a home, munay, or phats.
To [Mathmatikus]: and sex
[Mathmatikus]: no
[Mathmatikus]: buy sex
[Mathmatikus]: you dont want long term stuffs.

[Reneaa]

[lvl200doct] get me stygy now or i'll put a bullet through your skull

hahahaha....priceless. for everything else there's MasterCard

[Toxor]

I have a few to share Mostly from memory though so the dialogue won't be exact, but should be fairly close to the originals.

Firstly, on Shichiroji:

Back when I was still at TOTW, I was standing outside looking for a team. I was a lvl 37 Adv back then, wielding dual SOLs. I A lvl 40 MA walked over and stood next to me. He started saying -

lvl40MA: OMG LOL
lvl40MA: look at this gimp MA using weapons
lvl40MA: LOL

I glanced around, didn't see any other MAs in the vicinity and wonder what the MA was smoking.

Me: ?
lvl40MA: the one to my left, what do you think?

I realised he was talking about me.

Me: i'm an adv

---

A few days ago inside WA Basic, an Omni doc tried to convince people to swap sides:

lvl133omnidoc: We r riches!
lvl133omnidoc: We r power!
lvl133omnidoc: join us
lvl133omnidoc: i'm froob and would never have gotten to where i am without omni
lvl153clanadv: go away
lvl133omnidoc: clan sucks, i was clan and changed and now i'm better
lvl133omnidoc: don't want you anyways, want low level froobs
lvl153clanadv: yeah well i was omni and changed, omni suck
lvl133omnidoc: i can kill you easy
lvl133omnidoc: i am so powerful, omni has made me so good
lvl133omnidoc: clan is gimp
lvl133omnidoc: go get flag, i will kill you

lvl153clanadv goes outside.

In the meantime, I'm dual-logged with my froob doc for a transfer and my chars are sitting together. lvl133omnidoc comes to sit with us.

lvl133omnidoc: you
lvl133omnidoc: join omni
Shichidoc: you
Shichidoc: go away
lvl133omnidoc: clan suck, sign application form
lvl133omnidoc: will give you 1mil if you change

lvl153clanadv comes back with a flag. Seeing that, I stand up and start buffing as well.

lvl133omnidoc: what are you doing?
lvl153clanadv: you told me to get a flag, so i did
lvl153clanadv: let's see your omni power now
lvl133omnidoc: [to me] why did you stand up? what are you doing?
Me: lol
lvl153clanadv: whenever you're ready
lvl133omnidoc: so you need a friend to help you
lvl133omnidoc: that's okay
lvl133omnidoc: i can kill you both
Me: like i'll just stand there and watch

lvl133omnidoc starts casting something. It starts to take a while.

lvl153adv: taking a while
lvl133omnidoc: casting my perk
Me: thought you were froob
lvl133omnidoc: i lied
lvl133omnidoc: perk will send you to reclaim so fast
lvl153adv: lol gimp
Me: i reckon it's a warp nano
lvl133omnidoc: not warp
lvl133omnidoc: casting my perk
Me: it's a warp nano

lvl133omnidoc disappears into the grid.

I was right

--

lvl 153 adv advymcgroin ? :P rl friend of mine and that sounds like him ;p

[Ll4m4]

at tara while clans were holding box

[Omnicom] SomeRL: !c we will move to box, BUT, don't fight clans,